{"id":1060,"date":"2023-01-02T01:23:10","date_gmt":"2023-01-02T01:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2023-01-03T01:31:30","modified_gmt":"2023-01-03T01:31:30","slug":"debt-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"Debt Check"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meguess to start the newly yeared with a debt check, see how\/what my monkeys are doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Progress is admittedly slow, but it isn\u2019t as if life stops whilst one tries to get one\u2019s turds in order \u2026 those chimps just keep on flinging poo \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, without further ado (more ado, always ado) \u2026 the current gorilla of foolishness:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Wow, really?<\/td><td>$65,000<\/td><td>$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Hold my beer<\/td><td>$52,315<\/td><td>$0<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Years of monkey play<\/td><td>$11,000<\/td><td>$1,000<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>New monkey \/ fresh scent<\/td><td>$12,075<\/td><td>$285<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #1<\/td><td>$9,000<\/td><td>$600<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #2<\/td><td>$5,000<\/td><td>$1200<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Really monkey?<\/td><td>$1,500<\/td><td>$500<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Did I really buy that, monkey? Why yes \u2026 yes you did<\/td><td>&nbsp; $500<\/td><td>&nbsp; $250<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Meet:&nbsp; Travis<\/td><td>$156,390.00<\/td><td>$4,585.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Methinks me suppose should set a goal for 2023.&nbsp; Not like I\u2019ll actually achieve it \u2014 men plan, GOD <em>laughs<\/em> and <em>laughs<\/em> and <em>laughs<\/em> and \u2026 \u2014 but one can always dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And for a piece of somewhat good news, one of my more meddlesome monkey will be fully fed and thus totally starved as of the end of this year, barring the unforeseen<br>(Whelp! \u00a0Just jinxed meeself &#8230; anyhoo) and the $$$ to that will go to \u2026 well, something else.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Cuz there\u2019s always something else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh yeh, and what about Truk?&nbsp; There\u2019s an oil leak, there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, yeh!&nbsp; Had some weather that broke stuff that covers other stuff.&nbsp; Amazon is <em>not<\/em> my friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh yeh!&nbsp; Did I mention I owe theKid $1000?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeh, that too.&nbsp; Hey!&nbsp; Even if bury\/burned with all one\u2019s money, can\u2019t keep it\/can\u2019t take it with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cost of living is just a daily reminder of that.&nbsp; {<em>Job 36:19<\/em>}<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meguess to start the newly yeared with a debt check, see how\/what my monkeys are doing. Progress is admittedly slow, but it isn\u2019t as if life stops whilst one tries to get one\u2019s turds in order \u2026 those chimps just keep on flinging poo \u2026 So, without further ado (more ado, always ado) \u2026 the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1060\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Debt Check&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-strategic-spending"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}