{"id":1109,"date":"2023-04-07T18:37:41","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T18:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2023-04-20T18:43:40","modified_gmt":"2023-04-20T18:43:40","slug":"birth-day-worst-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1109","title":{"rendered":"Birth Day?\u00a0 Worst Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wonder if Methuselah celebrated his 969th birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Probably not.\u00a0 I\u2019m early on the downslope and already entirely over it.\u00a0 But then again my birthday has always sucked.  A sign, prr&#8217;aps?  Most years Half doesn\u2019t even remember the day \u2026 although if I were to forget Half\u2019s birthday the heavens would fall, water would cease to be wet and the very fabric of reality would tear, such be the volume of shrill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adam lived to 930.&nbsp; His son Seth to 912.&nbsp; Enoch lived for 365 years then he walked with GOD, never seeing death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noah was 600 at the time of the Great Flood, and lived another 350 years following.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The lifetimes of the womenfolk (Eve, et al) apparently were not worth noting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life is the seed, after all, and the womb merely vessel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It occurs to methinks that the older we get, the less birthdays matter and the more significant age\/time becomes, guess \u2018cos we\u2019re running out of it, running out the clock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interesting(ly) enough, though, after the sons of GOD begat the nephilim \u2013 giants in the earth in those days &#8212; GOD said mankind would only get about 120 years. \u00a0{<em>Genesis 6:3<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And truth be told, the only person in the modern era recorded to have lived that long is attributed one of the saddest statements ever:&nbsp; \u201cGod must have forgotten me.\u201d&nbsp; Jeanne Calment was over 122 years old when she finally died of \u2026 well, I mean, old age, but rumor has it she stayed mentally crisp up until the end, although blind and deaf (kinda like Dog \u2026 digress).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rumor also has it that there are certain folks in Eurasia (where?\u00a0 Oh, there) that have lived to 140, but there\u2019s no documentation (surprise surprise) just gossip, claims and whispers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AND and, no one in the Olden First Times is recorded as living beyond 1000 years \u2026 see 2 Peter 3:8.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where am I going with all this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">theKid just had a birthday.&nbsp; Still a big deal, \u2018coz, you know, theKid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyhoo, one of the (what I refer to as) the Hen Party, exclusive little cabal in theKid\u2019s class\/age group, threw a party and did not invite theKid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boo-OMgosh-hoo.\u00a0 Now, I was irritated \u2026 not angry, never get angry, but irritated.\u00a0 Not at the parents but at the Hen Party, and the general overall nastiness of children &#8230; &#8220;vipers in diapers&#8221; (not mine but so wished it t&#8217;were)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HOWEVER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">theKid was cool.&nbsp; theKid was nonchalant.&nbsp; theKid said, \u201cGuess I know who a real friend isn\u2019t.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How much I love theKid.&nbsp; No tears, no dejected face.&nbsp; Just a shrug and a dismissal.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGuess I know who a real friend isn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Know what\u2019s even better?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">theKid just got an invite to another party, and that kid and theKid now look out for each other.\u00a0 For now, anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kids are kids, after all.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The lesson?&nbsp; Out of the mouths of babes.&nbsp; \u201cAnd a little child shall lead them.\u201d&nbsp; {<em>Isaiah 11:6<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lead on, little one.&nbsp; Lead on.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wonder if Methuselah celebrated his 969th birthday. Probably not.\u00a0 I\u2019m early on the downslope and already entirely over it.\u00a0 But then again my birthday has always sucked. A sign, prr&#8217;aps? Most years Half doesn\u2019t even remember the day \u2026 although if I were to forget Half\u2019s birthday the heavens would fall, water would cease to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1109\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Birth Day?\u00a0 Worst Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,28,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-proof-of-god","category-kids"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}