Recently came across a new syndrome \u2026 oh, these kids today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \u201cWalk Away Wife\u201d \u2026 really? Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, women are leaving their marriages and wrecking their homes in droves because, well, reasons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, men (as husbands) suck (but do not swallow \u2013 heh) and the women as wives are tired, done, and over the entire marital experiment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wait, wat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, so the article discussing this particular phenomenon went on to say that women\/wives have been complaining to the men\/husbands for years about the lack of support, assistance, engagement, intimacy, yadda-yadda, ad infinitum, until she finally gets tired of asking, packs her bags, and leaves the relationship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course the men\/husbands are the villains in all this, because, well, reasons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No really see he isn\u2019t listening to her complaints and he has failed to change, so she\u2019s out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whelp, that sounds like a good plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funnily enough tho\u2019, many of these selfsame women are going to be complaining again<\/em> in a few years that they can\u2019t find a good man, that being a divorced single mom is hard, and wah, and wah. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Also saw a bit of a blurb (well, helloooo<\/em> tocks of the tick) regarding a wife\/mother fussing about having to plan Mother\u2019s Day for her sisters and her own mom because the men\/husbands in their lives won\u2019t do it \u2026 won\u2019t put in the meager effort to celebrate their day of breeding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Got some news for the ladies. Ready? Of course not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stop expecting men to be more like women. <\/p>\n\n\n\n There, problem solved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Men are lazy, inconsiderate, ball-scratching slobs, who will do the absolute bare minimum to get through life because all the hard jobs fall on them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And no, raising children is not hard. Women make it hard \u2018cuz they don\u2019t want to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Feeding people is not hard. There are stoves, microwaves, and cooktops. No more stirring gruel in an iron pot over an open flame. Men did that for you. Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Grocery shopping is not hard.\u00a0 The food has all been gathered, harvested, packaged and ready for pick up.\u00a0 No more foraging for berries and digging in the rough for root veggies.\u00a0 Gardens are even fun now, with the seeds available at the local home improvement store.\u00a0 Men did that for you.\u00a0 Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Laundry is not hard.\u00a0 Separating the clothes into piles, placing those piles into machines, and adding liquids (or p’rhaps pods<\/em>) to clean the piles of clothes in those machines as those machines do the work of the washing is not hard.\u00a0 No more beating loincloths and pelts on rocks in the river and drying them in the sun (although those do smell better).\u00a0 Men did that for you.\u00a0 Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don\u2019t even have to poop outside anymore.\u00a0 No more outhouses.\u00a0\u00a0There’s even toilet paper. Raising kids is not hard. It takes attentive commitment, and committed attention, and after the little buggers get old enough school does most of the daily heavy lifting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Men did that for you. Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Admittedly, pregnancy is a drag.\u00a0 Kills the sexy, bags the breasts, looses the hole, and those fourth degree tears are the stuff of nightmares.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That happens once a year, at most, if a woman is lucky, and she doesn\u2019t even have to be pregnant if she doesn\u2019t want to be.\u00a0 See:\u00a0 contraceptives.\u00a0 See:\u00a0 abortion.\u00a0 See:\u00a0 abstinence\/celibacy.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Women can avoid the whole pregnancy experience, should they so choose. Not the abstinence\/celibacy part, women can do that all by themselves, as well they should.\u00a0 But if you\u2019re unattractive enough men won\u2019t even approach, so there.\u00a0 Problem solved.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Women as wives seem to want all the benefits of a man\/husband, but none of the detriments. And not that that is a bad thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Men are expected to sacrifice their lives for women, even women they don\u2019t even know.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Active shooter on the premises? Men are expected to step up and deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Aggressively toothed beast in the area? Men are expected to step up and deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Power goes out?\u00a0 Men are expected to step up and deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Water stops flowing? Men are expected to step up and deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hijacker flying planes into buildings? Didn\u2019t hear any women saying \u201cLet\u2019s roll.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n So, ladies, try getting out of the way, let the men, men, and go look for that inner femininity and some appreciation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n They\u2019re in there, somewhere, buried under all that makeup and w(h)ine.\u00a0 {Jeremiah 3:20<\/em>} <\/p>\n\n\n\n Try hunting and gathering for some of that, and hush.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Recently came across a new syndrome \u2026 oh, these kids today. The \u201cWalk Away Wife\u201d \u2026 really? Yes. Apparently, women are leaving their marriages and wrecking their homes in droves because, well, reasons. Apparently, men (as husbands) suck (but do not swallow \u2013 heh) and the women as wives are tired, done, and over the … <\/p>\n
Men did that for you.\u00a0 Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men did that for you.\u00a0 Say, \u201cThank you, Men.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
See: men are lazy, inconsiderate, ball-scratching slobs who do the absolute bare minimum to get to the other side of life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n