theKid is comedy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sign o’ the times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, so memes it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I must admit \u2026 some of that stuff is pretty good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWait! Don\u2019t keep scrolling I\u2019m desperate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lots of outrage.\u00a0 Many complaints.\u00a0 Plenty of why is this like this<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n These kids today, young whippersnappers all, and the world they will\/have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Speaking of dystopian futures, there is a young man, quite successful, who appears dedicated to destroying himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n To wit, ergo \u2013 Ja Morant, better known round these parts as \u201cYa Moronic.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is unclear to me, total mystery actually, why a person would work so hard to get so far only to fall so fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n WTAF? See I\u2019m hip, even if that includes a replacement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Actual government name: \u201cTemetrius Jamel.\u201d You get one guess, and that one doesn\u2019t count.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maybe his parents really wanted him to be a gangster. Certainly wouldn\u2019t get a job at the Volvo dealership. digress<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n See, along with memes theKid likes basketball, so I must watch basketball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Did you know there are only 30 teams, with 15 players each, for a total of 450 NBA players, out of 8.0B humans, in the entire world? theKid told me that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And this Ya Moronic person is one of the 450, at least for now anyway, altho\u2019 he seems pretty determined to change that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n tehKid watched Ya\u2019s origin story, and he is \u2013 quite literally \u2013 a player nobody wanted, from some nowhere bottom tier southern backwater (but born legitimate with dad in-house so had more than most\/many) and just by chance (GOD\u2019s will, excuse you) an assistant coach at a camp looking at somebody else happened to see Ya putting in work during a game of 3-on-3, and a star ascends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So perchance (GOD\u2019s will, ahem amen) led Ya to shine in college and then as one of the 450 and now as a cautionary tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n How to make a batwing with your nutsack?\u00a0 Flash weapons on social media with your boys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ya needs to stop making batwings with his nutsack.\u00a0 The pointlessness of it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That young man owes a debt of responsibility to his parents, to the league, to his fans, but most importantly \u2026 to himself. {Malachi 2:2<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n GOD blessed that man, and he has lost sight of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stop making batwings with your nutsack, Temetrius. Honor your blessing. And play ball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" theKid is comedy. Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes. Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes. Sign o’ the times. Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, … <\/p>\n