Rumor has it that men are just not getting married anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So much so that David\u2019s Bridal, that cesspool of tulle and tiaras, filed for bankruptcy not too long ago. Funny.\u00a0 The Red Pill makes sure males\/MFs understand that while women are the gatekeepers of sex, men are the keymasters to marriage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So the keymaster is no longer opening the door to matrimony. Heh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Memo was a little late, but digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyhoo, for those that wish to be institutionalized, there are only two questions to ask before getting locked in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n First: Will she sign a prenup? <\/p>\n\n\n\n If the answer is no, or whining, or \u201cso you\u2019re planning on divorce\u201d or \u201cLove doesn\u2019t need a contract\u201d \u2026 then she ain\u2019t the one. She wants access to your everything and the option to take it if she gets bored\/needs some hypergamy in her life, whatever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Keep it moving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Second: Would she object to paternity testing for any children she birthed during the marriage?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Again, if the answer is no, or whining, or \u201chow could you ask me that\u201d \u2026 then she ain\u2019t the one. It isn\u2019t a question of trust, but rather one of certainty. She knows that\u2019s her kid, and should want you to have the same level certainty as well. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhen it comes to two-year-old DiAhjanay Amuneek, you are not the father.\u201d Thass ray-sis!!!<\/em><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Not really. Everybody gets dragged on Maury. Hoebag MFs are not restricted by race. Anyhoo \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Time for horror stories \u2026 guy in England thought he had three sons, pride of his life, joy of his heart. Goes to the doctor, who tells him he\u2019s been sterile since birth. So whose kids are these? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Only the hoebag knows. He sued her, but dunno the outcome of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Another guy \u2026 Texas? \u2026 thought he had two sons and a daughter. Turns out, DNA testing proved all three kids were by three different men. He outed the hoebag Mrs at her birthday party, in front of her entire family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Some say he was wrong. I say, vengeance is the Lord\u2019s but sometimes man just can\u2019t help himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This one \u2026 whew.\u00a0 Talk about crazy \u2026 guy, a NY doctor, has an exclusively oral<\/em> relationship with one of his female colleagues, another doc.\u00a0 They engage for a bit, then go their separate ways.\u00a0 Eight years later, doc gets hit with a paternity suit, and the female doc is looking for child support re a daughter.\u00a0 Guy thinks to self, Self, there\u2019s no way this kid is mine \/ we never did <\/em>it<\/strong> like <\/em>that<\/strong>.\u00a0 Gets a DNA test, confident he\u2019s going to pass.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhen it comes to eight-year-old Rebecca Leah Rachel, you are<\/em> the father.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n Guy is like, Wat?\u00a0 Turns out, the female doc saved the daddy batter and impregnated herself with it, actually admitted to that in family court.\u00a0 Guy had to pay $8K (yes, grand<\/em>) a month in child support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fun fact: Guy turned around and sued the mother for theft and emotional distress. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Court said, \u201cWell, she didn\u2019t actually steal anything \u2018cos you gave it to her.\u00a0 So the claim of theft is out.\u00a0 But no rational human being would think that a pregnancy\/child would result from that particular act so the emotional distress claim can move forward.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dunno what happened with that one either, but my heavens (shudders<\/em>). Drake had the right idea \u2013 condom and hot sauce \u2013 even if it got him sued by a hoebag MF wannabe babymama. Ha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Speaking of hoebags \u2026 I liked House of the Dragon, very entertaining, particularly when the really big dragon ate the little dragon for breathing fire at him (\u201cOh no you din\u2019t\u2026<\/em>\u201d), but the part that I found supremely amusing (aside from breeding with her uncle) is that Rhaenyra had the inner cojones to just breed it all up with her guard and pass her bastards off as products of her marriage to the gay dude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ha! Not much has changed in the eleventy-umpteen years between dragons and, well, the internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I thought Vaemond\u2019s death was particularly telling. Not only his tongue, but the top half of his head as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He died with the truth on his lips, so there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But back to the point \u2026 methinks that men like being married, overall, it\u2019s just MFs and a legal system that encourages hoebag behavior are the root causes of the problem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n It seems men are the only ones who owe a debt to the marital vows. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Solution?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Two questions, and judge accordingly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Not foolproof, not by any means, but methinks a good start. Gauge the reaction, and if she answers both in the affirmative, may be a keeper. <\/p>\n\n\n\n After all, Adam abandoned Paradise for Eve.\u00a0 {Genesis 3:12<\/em>}\u00a0 Could have just abstained and snitched her out, stayed alone in Eden and asked for a replacement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Did Lillith have a sister?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Rumor has it that men are just not getting married anymore. So much so that David\u2019s Bridal, that cesspool of tulle and tiaras, filed for bankruptcy not too long ago.I guess DeBeers is next as it should be … two months\u2019 salary on a rock of negligible value? Really? Kissmybutt Funny.\u00a0 The Red Pill makes … <\/p>\n
I guess DeBeers is next as it should be<\/em> … two months\u2019 salary on a rock of negligible value? Really? Kissmybutt<\/p>\n\n\n\n