Didn\u2019t see that one coming. Or maybe did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No real mystery that Vlad\u2019s efforts re empire-building\/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What\u2019s it been, 18 months now?\u00a0 Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ha! Gotta love it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vlad is trying to sell the narrative that if Wagner hadn\u2019t halted the mercs’ march to Moscow they would have (inevitably) been stopped by Russian forces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeh, right. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even more horrifying is if Wagner had managed to dethrone Vlad \u2026 new boss is exactly like the old boss, but possibly worse.\u00a0 A military coup in Russia?\u00a0 Yeah that\u2019s a good look.\u00a0 World: watch out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Methinks me wonders if Gog and Magog are where\/who originally thought it was {Rev: 20:8<\/em>}\u2026 kinda looking like maybe, maybe not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n What was the name of that Russian submarine that got stuck at the bottom of the sea and all the sailors died? The Kursk<\/em>, all 118 men died on board while Vlad continued his holiday. What suck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I don\u2019t think the Kursk imploded, just failed and sank (Subway\u2019s joke didn\u2019t make sense, BTW \u2026 why would a foot-long detonate?\u00a0 Altho\u2019, with enough time, dead bodies do<\/em> explode \u2026 makes you wonder what they are using for meat.\u00a0 “Eat Fresh(kill)” \/ digress).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Speaking of imploding subs \u2026 why oh why does anyone need to see the Titanic lying on the floor of the Atlantic? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Research I get. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Salvage I get. <\/p>\n\n\n\n But sightseeing? Like it\u2019s Mt Rushmore or that big ball of rubber bands in Ohio? Trapped in a carbon fiber experimental bubble? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Stupid is as stupid can afford, apparently. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Speaking of stupid, Vlad is likely a hologram at this point, and policies are being promoted\/implemented by hawks in his administration. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Some months back there was serious speculation that Vlad was sick, possibly dying. <\/p>\n\n\n\n His face was swollen, he looked unsteady during public appearances, then somehow, all of that resolved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kind of like Dick Cheney, bka Emperor Palpatine. Truly a lord of the dark side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bad heart, multiple attacks, rare blood type \u2026 suddenly all resolved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Methinks he had an organ harvested from an unwilling donor, but I\u2019m crazy. Maybe not wrong, tho\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Rumor has it Jamie Foxx (who?) was also cloned. Along with Kanye West (who?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wouldn\u2019t be surprised to find out the actual truth, altho\u2019 Col. Jessup was prolly right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Whole world (apart from a few nutjob conspiracy theorists, such as meself [waving<\/em>] “Hi!”) would likely shrug and change the channel.\u00a0 American Ninja Warrior does make for captivating viewing.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bread and circuses, indeed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Whatever. The world is burning, and I have gas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Boom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Didn\u2019t see that one coming. Or maybe did. No real mystery that Vlad\u2019s efforts re empire-building\/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance. What\u2019s it been, 18 months now?\u00a0 Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs. Ha! Gotta love it. Vlad … <\/p>\n