{"id":1360,"date":"2023-03-17T06:09:27","date_gmt":"2023-03-17T06:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2023-12-16T06:10:03","modified_gmt":"2023-12-16T06:10:03","slug":"asphyxiated-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1360","title":{"rendered":"Asphyxiated Pig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How nice.&nbsp; The Tubes of You are actually good for something other than spice kings and fails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mentioned (several times now) that food duty is my duty, along with other household stuff.&nbsp; Half does Half\u2019s part, but since I\u2019m WFH, get treating like SAHM.&nbsp; So!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Half and theKid didn\u2019t grumble, exactly, but there were comments made that my \u2026 cuisine was a bit limited.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Got a few go-to\u2019s, and tend not to stray.&nbsp; But want to keep the fam happy, so searched out the Tubes of You for potentials, and one looked particularly tasty, it was easy, so thought I\u2019d share.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But one caveat:&nbsp; be sure to get started early, because the meat has to simmer for about 90 minutes to two hours.&nbsp; Worth the wait, tho\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I give you \u2014 Smothered Pork Chops \u2026 and rice!<\/p>\n\n\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One pork chop per person, \u00bd-inch to 1 inch thick, bone-in (makes for tendererer-er, juicier-rer meat)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One ginormous (or two medium) onion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (white\/yellow\/red, your choice), chopped into chunks<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4 (yes, four) cups of chicken stock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (or nearly a liter [or \u201clitre\u201d] for you foreign, metric-lovin heathens)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One crushed cube of chicken bouillon (had to look that up)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Garlic &amp; onion powder(s), smoked paprika, creole seasoning (if you have it \/ don\u2019t need it \/ nice to have)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u2013 all to preference (usually a few [4-5? 6-7?] shakes, depends on tolerance for <em>flaaaavaaah<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coarse sea salt (yes, again), ground black pepper (yes more of that)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1 tbsp vegetable oil<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00bd cup, butter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00bc cup, flour<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White rice \u2014 amount depends on who\u2019s eating (one cup usually does it, but do you)<\/p>\n\n\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rinse the chop(s) under running water, pat dry<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grab a good-sized pan (larger more so than mediumer) with lid, same one from the thrift shop!, <br>       heat up on medhigh, add the vegetable oil \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Season chop(s) liberally, progressively, never conservatively with salt, pepper, onion&amp;garlic powders, creole seasoning, and smoked paprika, both sides<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Place the seasoned chops in the pan, brown on both sides, about 2-4 minutes a side, depending on thickness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once done, remove the chops and place on a glass dish or plate, set aside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DON\u2019T TURN OFF THE HEAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now toss the chopped onions into the hot pan and sweat \u2018em a bit, mix \u2018em around, scrape the juices and meat bits with the onions until a nice sorta brownish (but not burnt) color, usually about five minutes, maybe longer maybe less \/ depends \/ looking toasty-tasty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Add the butter to the toasty-tasty onions, mix it all about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After onions and butter get real familiar, sprinkle in the flour and crushed bouillon cube, stir in and mix well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Continue to brown the onions and the butter and the bouilloned flour for a bit (2-3 mins?) then add the chicken broth in dollops, dribs, and drabs, mixing well after each dose.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the mixture (broth, onions, flour&amp;butter&amp;bouillon) is well incorporated, return the chops to the pan and cover up with all the juices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Turn up the heat until the liquid boils, then turn down to simmer &amp; cover with lid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let cook for about 90-120 mins (depending on chop thickness) and periodically spoon some of that lovely onion juicebroth over the meat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You\u2019ll know the chops are done cooking when the meat is tender and just falling away from itself \u2026 mmm, all the delicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While waiting for the chops to finish, prepare the rice and set aside, maybe cover with foil and sit in a warm oven (but hey, maybe you like cold rice \u2013 do you)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the chops and rice have finished cooking, add a healthy clump\/scoop of rice into a shallow bowl or plate, spoon a chop with gravy over the rice, add a veggie &#8230; congratulations, dinner is done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How nice.&nbsp; The Tubes of You are actually good for something other than spice kings and fails. Mentioned (several times now) that food duty is my duty, along with other household stuff.&nbsp; Half does Half\u2019s part, but since I\u2019m WFH, get treating like SAHM.&nbsp; So! Half and theKid didn\u2019t grumble, exactly, but there were comments &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=1360\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Asphyxiated Pig&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-eat-what"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1363,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}