Well that\u2019s what we call a gloriously beautiful catastrophic failure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like a plane crash. Or slow-motion car wreck. Drone footage of a train derailment. Sexy carnage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But, to quote the Martha, and that\u2019s a good thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Took a minute, but found some balls nearby and decided to take the hit, broached the subject of the 6-In-One to Half. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Went about as expected. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not only was there a robust and reverberating \u201cNope!\u201d but got an argument to boot. Nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Read somewhere that if a marriage can agree on sex and money everything else is easy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No wonder we can\u2019t get along. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not mad about it \u2013 opposites attract and all, like gas vapor and open flame \u2013 and with it brought a certain closure to the entire experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don\u2019t ever wonder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Made perfectly clear that Half and other half presenting a united front on the finances is off the table, now need only to focus on training my own monkeys, which is likely for the best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fosters a unique autonomy, as it were. {Deuteronomy 23:1<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n Saw a FaceTik | InstaTok (not mine \/ somebody else gave that up \/ will use it forthwith ad nauseum) that highlighted the plight of the married single parent \u2026 basically, a person espoused to one who has perfected weaponized incompetence \u2026 one party basically cares for the kids and the household and one additional kid-like adult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Not ideal but better than murder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyhoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n One excellently nice consequence of our heated whisper-fight (mustn\u2019t disrupt theKid) was that Half will wrestle the biggest monkey all alone, vanquish our collective Kong, and since there will be no united battle plan methinks me need not concern meeself further with that particular primate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n All you, Boo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Saddened a bit, because this is all mine own doing, alas mine own reaping & sowing, weeping & gnashing of teeth. Pooh on that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But it\u2019s all to the good, and all part of GOD\u2019s plan, so no worries there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Disappointed, but not surprised. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Which leads to this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n The 6-In-One plan for the married single \u2026 same top five categories The post-marital prenup \u2026 not intentioned towards disaster, but ready if it comes. And if one feels alone in a marriage, probably not a bad idea to be prepared for the potentially inevitable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sort of an extreme TEOTWAWKI, a relationship doomsday account. Which sucks, but divorce is like abortion \u2026 only permitted because men have hardened their hearts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Right in the stones. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well that\u2019s what we call a gloriously beautiful catastrophic failure. Like a plane crash. Or slow-motion car wreck. Drone footage of a train derailment. Sexy carnage. But, to quote the Martha, and that\u2019s a good thing. Took a minute, but found some balls nearby and decided to take the hit, broached the subject of the … <\/p>\n
(1\u2014Savings, 2\u2014Household, 3\u2014Debts, 4\u2014Mad Money\/Angry Cash, 5\u2014Investment)
and the alternative: 6\u2014Escape Plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funds go in, but they don\u2019t come out \u2026 unless there is death
\u2026 of either the marriage or the spouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n