Half used to cook but between work travel and a general, unspecified anxiety about the palatability of the final product, the task of food has fallen essentially to me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Care not do I. I have to eat anyway so I just get extra for Half and theKid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Problem? Using the hands of others to feed oneselves and related persons is expensive<\/em> \u2026 like, $1,000\/month on food expensive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ha!No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Food is fuel. Applebee\u2019s and Olive Garden use the same cheese sauce, so there (actually I don\u2019t know that’s my ass talking) and my phood philosophy is simple: if it tastes good, great \u2026 if not, did you die?<\/p>\n\n\n\n So! Time to readjust. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Although there are several ways to prepare the foods necessary to feed oneselves and related persons, the basics are thus: either your hands do it, or you pay some other hands to do it for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Problem #1? Take Out (extra $$$ = other hands put food in boxes)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Problem #2: Dine In (extra $$$ = other hands put food on plates, later in boxes)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Problem #3: Delivery (extra $$$ = see prob#1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Solution? Stop being a lazy slob and feed yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ugh.\u00a0 Like, everyday?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Half used to cook but between work travel and a general, unspecified anxiety about the palatability of the final product, the task of food has fallen essentially to me. Care not do I. I have to eat anyway so I just get extra for Half and theKid. Problem? Using the hands of others to feed … <\/p>\n