{"id":304,"date":"2021-03-30T20:40:56","date_gmt":"2021-03-30T20:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2021-04-02T19:16:28","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T19:16:28","slug":"well-he-did-speak-the-universe-into-existence-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"well, He did speak the universe into existence, so &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GOD shut down the world again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This time, He did it with a breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Tuesday, March 23, 2021, the Ever Given, a cargo ship 220,000 tons heavy and the length of the Empire State building, was BLOWN SIDEWAYS DURING A SANDSTORM {<em>Job 38:24<\/em>} in the Suez Canal \u2013 one the busiest shipping canals IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD (a\u2019hem approx. 12% of the global economy pass-through a\u2019hem hahahahaha) \u2013 and ships had to wait a week or go around THE HORN OF AFRICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026 and then HE gave man a hand (or, rather, a Hand) &#8230; full moon high tide got the stern unstuck from the canal bed &#8230; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even open, the backlog on the supply chain is more than a week, and stuff is rotting, spoiling, expiring, etc. during the wait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Welp, <strong>He&#8217;s<\/strong> coming. &nbsp;<strong>He is \u2026 on \u2026 the \u2026 way.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In that context, guess my debt monkey is raw-thahr insignificant.&nbsp; Still plan to tame that gorilla and shrink it down to pocket size, but I\u2019m not going to stress myself about it.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dealing with the debt is the same as eating an elephant, or manuveuring a ship the size of a skyscraper within a width of about 25 feet &#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Piece by piece, step by step, and with salt.  And bulldozers.  Lots of bulldozers.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD shut down the world again. This time, He did it with a breath. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA On Tuesday, March 23, 2021, the Ever Given, a cargo ship 220,000 tons heavy and the length of the Empire State building, was BLOWN SIDEWAYS DURING A SANDSTORM {Job 38:24} in the Suez Canal \u2013 one the busiest shipping &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=304\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;well, He did speak the universe into existence, so &#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-proof-of-god"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":340,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}