{"id":320,"date":"2021-04-02T18:47:08","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T18:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2021-04-02T19:17:55","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T19:17:55","slug":"the-gorilla-of-foolishness-current-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"The Gorilla of Foolishness \u2013 Current Ed."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fed the monkey a bit last month \u2026 considered for a good purpose, tho\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Call it a necessary annual expense.&nbsp; Half got happy; theKid had grins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So \u2026 Motivation #1\/#2 were in good spaces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So \u2026 if feeding the monkey just a bit to get them there \u2026 under controlled, laboratory conditions \u2026 totally worth it, and I\/we\/me don\u2019t consider a bit bigger monkey to be of any real significance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Cuz we got it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God said:&nbsp; \u201cDon\u2019t spend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God said:&nbsp; \u201cIf spend, spend smart.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Works for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Half got happy\/theKid got grins on DISCOUNT! so there \u2026 spent wisely, not usually \u2026<br>Hey! &nbsp;This actually works.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HOWEVER (heh) \u2026 update on my personal Gorilla of Foolishness \u2014 Current Edition \u2026 <em>wah<\/em>&#8211;<strong>bam<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-stripes\"><table><tbody><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\"><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\"><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Hold my beer<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$65,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$375<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Wow, really? #1<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$64,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Seriously \u2026 ? #2<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$28,800<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$1200<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Years of monkey play<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$20,800<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$650<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">New monkey\/fresh scent<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$17,500<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$325<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Monkey fun #1<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$10,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$200<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Monkey fun #2<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$5,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$100<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Monthly monkey<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$3250<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$3250<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Did I really buy that, monkey?<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$2,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$150<\/td><\/tr><tr><td class=\"has-text-align-right\" data-align=\"right\">Current Kong of King<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">$216,350.00<\/span><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-left\" data-align=\"left\">$7000.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some but not much forward advance on that battlefront, there.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Problem?&nbsp; Prior obligations being met with current funds needed to pay past debts.&nbsp; She\u2019s a powerful primate, but she, too, can be subdued, tamed, and caged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whew.&nbsp; Lotta work.&nbsp; Gonna happen, tho\u2019.&nbsp; {<em>Psalm 28:7<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God is good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fed the monkey a bit last month \u2026 considered for a good purpose, tho\u2019. Call it a necessary annual expense.&nbsp; Half got happy; theKid had grins. So \u2026 Motivation #1\/#2 were in good spaces. So \u2026 if feeding the monkey just a bit to get them there \u2026 under controlled, laboratory conditions \u2026 totally worth &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=320\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Gorilla of Foolishness \u2013 Current Ed.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-strategic-spending"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":341,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}