{"id":384,"date":"2021-04-29T01:52:36","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T01:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=384"},"modified":"2021-04-29T02:00:52","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T02:00:52","slug":"eat-this-3-or-loaf-of-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=384","title":{"rendered":"Eat This! #3, or &#8230; Loaf of Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s kind of a garbage dump, but it&#8217;s been consistent, so here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Weirdly enough, both Half and theKid have a thing for the meatloaf.  Go figure.  Ground beef, onions, garlic (all the garlic), some wor &#8230; some worchestershire (what? it&#8217;s in a bottle that drips slow), some other stuff to get everything to stick together, slather it in ketchup (not <em>CAT<\/em>sup, lowlite) then throw it in the oven for somewhere around an hour &#8230; really?  That easy?  Food as fuel solved?  <em>Well<\/em>, here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Ground beef, about a pound and a half <em>and no you cannot use ground poultry<\/em> <br><sup><sub>Fun fact:  put cheap ground beef from mass market in spaghetti, entire house got sick &#8230; <em>sooo<\/em>, garbage in garbage out<\/sub><\/sup> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Onions\/garlic &#8230; you know the drill<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">1 or 2 eggs, beaten, depending on how &#8230; solid you like your loaf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">1\/3 cup milk soaking 2\/3 cup of breadcrumbs &#8230; not hard to find, look by the oils, usually.  If not &#8211; I got nothing<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Magic Mix &#8211; Lipton Onion Soup Mix, hides a multitude of sins<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Seasonings as you please &#8230; <br>Suggestions:  salt\/pepper, dry mustard (<em>wat?<\/em>), some green things (basil, oregano, parsley, sprigs of something)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Worster-yellow bottle sauce with the drip top &#8230; you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">KetCHUP to droppel on top<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">Fry up onions\/garlic in some olive or other oil, mix into raw meat, add Lipton, beaten eggs, soaked crumbs\/thicky milk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">Add seasoning, w\/s &#8230; mix all together in a big bowl (what&#8217;s the word &#8211; thriftstore!  HA!  one word now)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">After all mixed together, mold into a loaf pan (\u00e0 la meatLOAF &#8230; you know what to do, where to go, how it works) and slop the ketCHUP all over the top.  Make it smooth with the back of wooden spoon &#8230; I&#8217;m not even going to say it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\">Bake in a 350\u00b0 oven (turn it on first, like, before cooking) for between 5-90 minutes or until the top edges are sort of burnt &#8230; not too much, but UNDERCOOKED GROUND BEEF CAN MAKE PEOPLE SICK \/ KILL PEOPLE so cook well &#8230; <br>meat thermometers are recommended EVERYWHERE but not bothering because effort.  <br>Near-burnt food is better than &#8220;heythatsraw![<em>vomit<\/em>]&#8221; so we&#8217;ll go with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meatloaf needs stuff to eat with, tho&#8217;.  Loaf of meat on a plate with nothing else is actually hard to eat.  Too much meat.  Never thought I&#8217;d say that but too much meat.  All at once.  Needs some starch to balance it out.  Mashed taters are the best taters &#8230; mmm, butter.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEY!  Got a recipe (tubes of YOu) for &#8230; brussel sprouts.  There will be bacon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s kind of a garbage dump, but it&#8217;s been consistent, so here. Weirdly enough, both Half and theKid have a thing for the meatloaf. Go figure. Ground beef, onions, garlic (all the garlic), some wor &#8230; some worchestershire (what? it&#8217;s in a bottle that drips slow), some other stuff to get everything to stick together, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=384\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Eat This! #3, or &#8230; Loaf of Meat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-eat-what"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":464,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions\/464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}