{"id":540,"date":"2021-06-17T23:53:04","date_gmt":"2021-06-17T23:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2021-06-17T23:53:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T23:53:38","slug":"how-is-this-supposed-to-work-exactly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"How Is This Supposed to Work, Exactly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK so birth, then what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like that scene from Fight Club &#8211; OK Dad, now what? &#8211; because it perfectly encapsulates the idiocy of modern life.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We seemed to do better when we believed the raging, angry sun\/moon\/nature gods could only be appeased via fresh blood of girls who knew no man.  Ewww<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Woman in Arkansas got hit with the xmas lights, moved to the right, flipped on her flashers but apparently took too long to stop, Keeper hits her with a PIT, she loses control\/slams into the median\/rolls her vehicle &#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She&#8217;s fine buuuhhhttt she was fertilized at the time, totally all kinds of pregnant, and explained to the Keeper (as she&#8217;s upside down) that she was trying to get to the exit, felt there was no safe shoulder space to pull over &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keeper told her she is to pull over IMMEDIATELY (GETDOWNONTHEGROUNDNOWDON&#8217;TMOVELEMMESEEYOURHANDSGETDOWNONTHEGROUNDNOWDON&#8217;TMOVELEMMESEEYOURHANDSGETDOWNONTHEGROUNDNOWDON&#8217;TMOVELEMMESEEYOURHANDS) although the official-like Gub&#8217;mnt rules for life say &#8211; during a traffic stop &#8211; drivers are to (1) turn on their flashers if there is no safe place to stop.  {<em>Mark 12:17<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hmmm &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think someone is about to get a brand new car, fabulous home improvements, and a lush retirement plan, all financed by the Gub&#8217;mnt.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t get me\/we\/us wrong &#8230; the Keepers of the watch are generally awesome (Officer Garthouse, you will always be a hero), doing a job and getting hated for it has GOT to be hard &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buuuhhhttt &#8230; if the Keepers kept a little more humanity\/humility, a little less Cartman, civilians\/criminals might be less inclined to dislike so heavily &#8230; but.  I&#8217;m not getting shot at for a paycheck, so there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just thoughts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK so birth, then what? I like that scene from Fight Club &#8211; OK Dad, now what? &#8211; because it perfectly encapsulates the idiocy of modern life. We seemed to do better when we believed the raging, angry sun\/moon\/nature gods could only be appeased via fresh blood of girls who knew no man. Ewww Woman &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=540\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;How Is This Supposed to Work, Exactly&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-stayaway"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":655,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions\/655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}