{"id":556,"date":"2021-05-17T20:19:46","date_gmt":"2021-05-17T20:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2021-05-19T02:29:32","modified_gmt":"2021-05-19T02:29:32","slug":"hah-thats-and-theyre-rich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"HAH!  That&#8217;s (and They&#8217;re) Rich!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amy Schumer\u2019s less-attractive sister, one of the puppets for the mankind masters\u2019 media cabal, had an opinion she thought wise to share.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This broad was \u2026 \u201cconcerned about the <em>unfortunately<strong><u> common <\/u><\/strong><u>office<\/u><\/em><u><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> <\/span><\/u><strong>worker<\/strong> who wants to continue working at home\u201d \u2026 [<em>human translation<\/em>: because the average laborer prefers to labor at the labor hired to labor from home rather than engage in the labor in the midst of office nonsense] after the pandemic &#8230; this broad believes that those remote workers \u2013 who, one is thusly reminded, <em>are working from home to complete the work hired to do<\/em> \u2013 cannot participate in \/ wait, get this \/ \u201coffice life\u201d and <sup><sub><em><strong>[insert whine]<\/strong><\/em><\/sub><\/sup> \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">associated activities like helping a colleague, mentoring more junior people, celebrating someone\u2019s birthday<\/span> \u2026 Things. &nbsp;That. &nbsp;Drive. &nbsp;Office. &nbsp;Culture.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess what, sweetheart\u2014Newsflash.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know what drives office culture?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Money.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think I\u2019m going to help this chick out.&nbsp; She seems desperately seeking a clue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone works at the company this woman works for because the company gives those workers a check in exchange.&nbsp; No one \/ hear this without stutter \/ No one would do the job \u2013 <em>the job the employer needs done<\/em> \u2013 for free.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And another thing &#8230; all those little ditties she listed as &#8220;<em>driving office culture<\/em>&#8221; &#8230;?  Got a fix for each of those, too &#8230;<br>&#8211; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">helping a colleague<\/span> \/ email &amp; telephones work just about everywhere<br>&#8211; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mentoring<\/span> \/ that&#8217;s justification for the pay differential, right?  Management is expected to guide the herds&#8217; young <br>&#8211; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">office festivities<\/span>, such as birthdays, baby showers, retirements, etc. &#8230; Nope &#8211; don&#8217;t work at Friday&#8217;s, don&#8217;t wear &#8220;flair.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I love this \u2013 she totally revealed herself, laid bare all her mindsets and motivations.&nbsp; {<em>Eph. 6:12<\/em>}  The fact that this broad made a public statement proves she\u2019s a puppet \u2026 the real masters of mankind don\u2019t give interviews.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thus, because, thereof, according to her, a company could be justified in switching the status of an employee who works remote to that of an independent contractor.&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Re the employee v. contractor thing \u2026 there\u2019s some official, authoritative opinions on that {<em>Deut. 24:14-15<\/em>}&nbsp;\u2026 basically, contractors are one-night stands (I believe the correct vernacular is \u201cbooty call\u201d) whereas employer\/ees are married &#8230; no anticipated end date.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See, companies like independent contractors for the same reason most people like booty calls \u2026 no commitments, few rules, performance-based, call if needed.&nbsp; Employees are that \u2026 enblubbered wife \u2026 that husband flattening out on the couch \u2026 performance-indifference, lots and lots and lots of rules, perpetually in-house \u2026 huge hassle to dismiss.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And in some cases \u2013 depending on the hostility of the employment marriage \u2013 the spouse can wind up with half the company.&nbsp; Booty calls generally don&#8217;t do that.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And another thing \u2026 another couple of fratbros that owned another web-based hustle company shut down political speech at this web-based hustle company because the political speech of the employees working at the web-based hustle company criticized the behavior\/actions\/policies of the fratbros as the owners\/head fratbros of the web-based hustle company.&nbsp; So there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AND and some chick who used to be somebody in BigTech complained about the fratbro culture of BigTech, and how some fratbro employees would refuse to report to a woman as their direct boss \u2026 and the owners\/head fratbros of the company let that pass because they are \u2026 the owners\/head fratbros of the company.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HaHA.\u00a0 Forceful reminder?\u00a0 Employee (even 6-figure) = Peasant.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Depending on the terms of serfdom \/ the enslavement fine print a modified <em>prima nocte<\/em> might apply too \u2026 <em>I have actually heard of that happening<\/em> moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr. Buffett said it best: &#8220;<em>If you work for a living, you will work until you die.<\/em>&#8221;  How sad is that.  <br><em>Not<\/em> working for a living is the goal, objective, and purpose for life.   No WONDER &#8230; now it all makes sense.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Masters of mankind, indeed &#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember way back in the dim dark early days of the Internet \u2026 before a certain search engine conquered the spaces all the spaces with an algorithm, onomatopoeia, and a fun memey catchphrase \u2026 I recall something about it not being \u2026 evil.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What ever happened to that ad?&nbsp; Or even the mentality that initially supported it?&nbsp; <em>Ohthat\u2019srightmoneyallthe<\/em>money = mischief<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It didn\u2019t happen that\u2019s what happened because that happened, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess what.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Full circle.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Employee = Labor \/<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Employee = Peasant<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \/ Employee = Debt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don\u2019t have a pitchfork (no hay on grounds) but I do have an electric chainsaw \u2026 will that do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amy Schumer\u2019s less-attractive sister, one of the puppets for the mankind masters\u2019 media cabal, had an opinion she thought wise to share.&nbsp; This broad was \u2026 \u201cconcerned about the unfortunately common office worker who wants to continue working at home\u201d \u2026 [human translation: because the average laborer prefers to labor at the labor hired to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=556\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;HAH!  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