{"id":681,"date":"2021-09-17T05:47:47","date_gmt":"2021-09-17T05:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=681"},"modified":"2021-09-18T05:49:21","modified_gmt":"2021-09-18T05:49:21","slug":"where-were-we-oh-yeeesss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"Where Were We Oh Yeeesss"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

DEBT MONKAAAYYYYYY!!!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s actually better, smaller, quicker. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Had to step away for a bit because LIFE-ing can be all-consuming but the day-to-day doings continue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actually had planned to post in August (men plan \/ GOD laughs <\/em>and laughs <\/em>and laughs<\/em>) so here we\/I\/us am\/are\/to be \u2026 Hello, glad\/it\u2019s good to be back.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess we\u2019ll getting started with the whole point of this exercise, which is to get out of debt.  Aaaannnddd \u2026 ta-dah<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr>
Educated Monkey<\/td>$55,450<\/td>$375<\/td><\/tr>
Drunk Monkey<\/td>$64,000<\/td>$750<\/td><\/tr>
Monkey mania<\/td>$28,800<\/td>$1200<\/td><\/tr>
Monkey on a pony<\/td>$23,000<\/td>$650<\/td><\/tr>
Monkey Wat<\/td>$16,100<\/td>$285<\/td><\/tr>
Monkey fun #1<\/td>$9,400<\/td>$200<\/td><\/tr>
Monkey fun #2<\/td>$5,000<\/td>$100<\/td><\/tr>
King Kong, getting blasted<\/td>$201,750.00<\/td>$3560.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Better than it was, not as good as it could be, gonna get even greater, so there.  Again, the MinMonthPay<\/em> is not actually the MinMonthlyPay<\/em> but more of a goal \u2026 an ideal \u2026 as aspiration, if you will.  Or if I\/we will, rather.  Moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, managed to get these numbers down by \u2026 [drumroll, please<\/em>] \u2026 following God\u2019s \u2026 instruction \/ suggestion \/ advice \/ [reminder] \u2013 Don\u2019t.  Spend. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which is actually much easier when actually put into practice as opposed to merely \u2026 contemplating.  One is surprised by how much one does not actually need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The other thing is by making the marriage more akin to co-parenting roommates with occasional sexytimes we keep the relationship on surety grounds \u2026 Half handles homelessness avoidance, and other half handles the rest.  {Prov. 21:9<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Works for thee. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEBT MONKAAAYYYYYY!!! It\u2019s actually better, smaller, quicker.  Had to step away for a bit because LIFE-ing can be all-consuming but the day-to-day doings continue. Actually had planned to post in August (men plan \/ GOD laughs and laughs and laughs) so here we\/I\/us am\/are\/to be \u2026 Hello, glad\/it\u2019s good to be back.\u00a0 Guess we\u2019ll getting … <\/p>\n

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