{"id":699,"date":"2021-10-10T21:56:11","date_gmt":"2021-10-10T21:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=699"},"modified":"2021-10-12T05:53:13","modified_gmt":"2021-10-12T05:53:13","slug":"eat-this-whatever-ley-mohn-nee-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"Eat THIS! #whatever: Ley-mohn-nee Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I like shopping at Whole Paycheck \u2026 appeals to my misguided sense of superiority.  However I will state that Half \u2014 despite never preparing meals for the family AT ALL \u2014 proclaimed that ground meat was ground meat, and that I was abject fool for spending extra $$$ for said ground meat from WP.  Imagine my crow that Half was forced to eat when ground meat from chain supermarket was used in spaghetti … aaand<\/em> the entire house ended up with runny-butt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Heh.  Felt good to be right but my how it burned<\/em> \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That being said, fruits and veggies from WP?  Total waste of cash.  Get the bargain stuff from the bargain chains, make sure no bruises or obvious rot (ewww) and don\u2019t spend that extra $2 for on a lemon \u2026 both will be just as sour.  So here \u2014 eat THIS<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ley-mohn-nee \/ Gah-licky (mmm, garlic) Chicken<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chicken titties (breastists) no bones\/no skin (serial killed chicken?)
              \u2014 \u2018bout however much want to eat \/ suggest about a pound \/ 16 ozs for the imperialists but do you
              \u2014 either whole breastists or cut into smaller strips\/chunks, again, do you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Olive oil
              \u2014 \u2018bout quarter cup for \u2018Murricans \/ 2 oz for the imperialists<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Garlic \u2026 all the garlic \u2026 bulbs\/baskets\/bushels of garlic FOR EVERYONE … chopped, minced (small pieces)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dry white wine (the good stuff OK, cheap stuff better)
              \u2014 \u2018bout third cup = \u2018Murricans \/ 2.75 oz = imperialists<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lemons (Two or three? Dos o tres? Zwei oder drei?)
              \u2014 zest and juice, plus whole lemon quartered (but not drawn)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spices:
              oregano
              thyme (party all the \u2026)
              kosher salt
              pepper<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Steps to food:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1.           Heat the oven to 400\u00b0 F \/ 205 \u00b0 C<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While oven heating up, clean the chicken (\u2018cuz chicken juice is just nasty), pat dry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2.        In a separate bowl mix together all the spices then sprizzle-drinkle the spices over the chicken, both sides, set           aside<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3.        Over med-hot stovetop (ooo, a rhyme) warm the olive oil in small saucepan (thriftstore galore!) then add the           garlic \u2026 all the garlic \u2026 allow to simmer BUT DON\u2019T LET IT BROWN DON\u2019T DO THAT KEEP IT WHITE-ISH
          (that\u2019s<\/em> RAYSIS<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4.        Turn off the heat, add white wine (that\u2019s<\/em> RAYSIS<\/strong>), zest, juice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.        Heat a frying pan nicely hot (avoid rising flames), drinkle of olive oil, then toss in the spice-coated chicken, sear           (e.g., almost burn but NOT QUITE) both sides for about a minute, maybe two \/ cast iron skillet is best \/ throw           that sucker right in the oven \/ (thriftstore galore!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6.         Pour garlicky white wine mix over seared spice-coated chicken
          (either in cast iron skillet or separate oven-safe dish)
          tuck quartered lemon slices in and amongst the chicken<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7.         Bake in the hot oven ’til done, \u2018bout 30-40 mins, longer if needed \/ lesser if necessary<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8.         When done, cover with foil for 10 mins (the chicken needs rest \u2013 food nap)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9.         Eat, and enjoy.  Rice works, pasta works, potatoes are a little weird but maybe not for you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Pro-tip:  Can omit the lemon(s) entirely, just enjoy garlicky chicken (mmm \u2026 garlic)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I like shopping at Whole Paycheck \u2026 appeals to my misguided sense of superiority.  However I will state that Half \u2014 despite never preparing meals for the family AT ALL \u2014 proclaimed that ground meat was ground meat, and that I was abject fool for spending extra $$$ for said ground meat from WP.  Imagine … <\/p>\n

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