{"id":715,"date":"2021-10-30T19:53:56","date_gmt":"2021-10-30T19:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=715"},"modified":"2021-11-01T19:54:35","modified_gmt":"2021-11-01T19:54:35","slug":"monkey-mods-or-the-latest-on-the-not-so-greatest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Mods, or the Latest on the Not-So-Greatest"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where am\/are I\/we\/us on debt satisfaction?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Same place, better location.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mentioned somewhere around here the receipt of a fall of wind, put that to better use than prior decisi0ons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funnily \u2014 \u201cdon&#8217;t spend\u201d works so well that I actually &#8230; don&#8217;t spend, &amp; there&#8217;s oodles of satisfaction there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still have to buy stuff, still ask the 7Qs, but the really nice part is I already know the answers before clicking on crap that only the needs are got, and the wants can go \u2014 as I&#8217;ve heard it so succinctly put \u2014 kick rocks, as it t\u2019were. \u00a0So, without further ado (more ado, there&#8217;s always ado) &#8230; the Debt Monkey, current edition &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-stripes\"><table><tbody><tr><td><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Wow, really? #1<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$66,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Hold my beer<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$55,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$375<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Years of monkey play<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$22,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$500<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>New monkey\/fresh scent<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$15,375<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$285<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #1<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$6,250<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$250<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #2<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$1,000<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$100<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monthly monkey<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$3,250<\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\">$3250<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Say &#8220;hello&#8221; to the New Monkey<\/span><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">$168,875.00<\/span><\/strong><\/td><td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">$5,510.00<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Major problem?&nbsp; Previous obligations being met with current funds needed to pay past debts.&nbsp; She\u2019s a powerful primate, but she, too, can be subdued, tamed, and caged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whew.&nbsp; Lotta work.&nbsp; Gonna happen, tho\u2019.&nbsp; {<em>Psalm 28:7<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God is good. Al(l)ways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where am\/are I\/we\/us on debt satisfaction? Same place, better location. Mentioned somewhere around here the receipt of a fall of wind, put that to better use than prior decisi0ons. Funnily \u2014 \u201cdon&#8217;t spend\u201d works so well that I actually &#8230; don&#8217;t spend, &amp; there&#8217;s oodles of satisfaction there. Still have to buy stuff, still ask &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=715\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Monkey Mods, or the Latest on the Not-So-Greatest&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-proof-of-god"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":718,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions\/718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}