Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse \u2026 ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What the pho?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, ENM is when people don\u2019t want to be single and don\u2019t want to be faithful, so they tell their \u2026 whatevers that they\u2019re doing whichever with all the whomevers \u2026 whenevers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, the notion of monogamy is outdated, and so is celibacy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dogs rutting in mud? Anyone? Anyone? Yes, apparently<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We once had a \u2026 well, a bitch in heat that rubbed her puhd against the fence and drove the neighbor\u2019s dog crah-hey-hey-zee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I guess modern women are there now. {2 Tim. 3:6<\/em>}\u00a0 Go figure.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n If Half posited ENM to me I’d just set Half legally free and be done with it. Will? Are ya listening, buddy? No self-respecting spouse would allow an “entanglement” … just sayin’.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Even funnilier is that most of these \u2026 females \u2026 will rut raw then claim not to believe in abortion, as if a child wants to call a whore \u201cMom.\u201d No choice for that kid too bad so sad. {1 Corin. 6:13<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n Suicide is higher among the offspring of the baby mama. Just saying. Retroactive self-induced abortion? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Altho\u2019 I DID hear a bit of hope on the radio \u2026 after a date of dinner and bowling a guy ghosted a woman and she wanted to know why \u2026 apparently, she had an OnlyFans<\/em> page (\u2018notha sign uddah pocky-clipse?<\/em>) and he was grossed out. Good for him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Parting shot: (her) I do a little bit of everything. Beautiful. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Body, Bank & Brand \u2026 the only three concerns of men under thirty. Master those three, the broads will \u2026 come. HAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse \u2026 ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy. What the pho? Apparently, ENM is when people don\u2019t want to be single and don\u2019t want to be faithful, so they tell their \u2026 whatevers that they\u2019re doing whichever with all the whomevers \u2026 whenevers. Apparently, the notion of monogamy is … <\/p>\n
(him) More like a little bit of everyone<\/em>.
(her) [Eff] you, Guy, OK? [Eff] you.
(him) No. That\u2019s why I don\u2019t want to date you. No thank you.
(her) Your loss, Guy, I have many options.
(him) Yeh I know. I know.
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