{"id":810,"date":"2022-05-14T03:56:24","date_gmt":"2022-05-14T03:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=810"},"modified":"2022-05-16T03:58:09","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T03:58:09","slug":"go-back-inside-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=810","title":{"rendered":"Go Back Inside Please"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To be perfectly, imperfect \u2026 I miss the pandemic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not the disease, specifically, (\u2018cuz that ain\u2019t going <em>nowharz<\/em>) but the restrictions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really liked staying home, and so did the world.&nbsp;&nbsp; Like, the Earth planet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did anybody else see how blue the sky actually is over Delhi, or Shanghai, or Los Angeles?\u00a0 No people, no pollution.\u00a0 Lovely.\u00a0 We are a plague species &#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking of \u2026 saw a fun little historical fact not too long ago \u2026 apparently, every rough 100 years or so, for the last 500 years, there\u2019s a massive pestilence that sweeps clears out a portion of the human population \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1520 \/ flu&amp;smallpox (global est. 40M dead)<br>1620 \/ pilgrims (global est. whoknows-GODknows #of dead)<br>1720 \/ measles&amp;smallpox&amp;bubonic [oh my] (global est. 100K+ dead)<br>1820 \/ cholera [ooouu! poo-water] (global est. 100K+ dead)<br>1920 \/ <em>thee<\/em> Spanish Flu (global est. 100M dead \u2013 wow\/<em>potent<\/em>)<br>2020 \/ COVID-19 (global est. 25M dead, and counting \u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One must admire nature\u2019s way of cleaning house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sciencey types have already debunked the theory (er-<em>HEM<\/em>, the Spanish Flu began in 19<em>18<\/em>, so there) but when you think about it, how do you know today is Tuesday?&nbsp; Time is so relative.&nbsp; And what about when the Earth stopped turning for about a day?&nbsp; {<em>Joshua 10:12<\/em>}&nbsp; On when GOD rolled it on back to prove His promise?&nbsp; {<em>Isaiah 38:8<\/em>}&nbsp; How badly did that screw up the timetables?&nbsp; And what about when we\u2019re asleep?&nbsp; And how about that matrix?&nbsp; And those parallel synergistics from the lower fourth dimension (where the reptilian ETs rule humans \u2013 whoops! &nbsp;tangent \u2026 I digress) but you get my point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We (the humans we) can\u2019t be proof positive as to the actual time, day or year, \u2018cept somebody else told us, \u2018cuz we certainly weren\u2019t paying attention when we were young.&nbsp; \u2018Cept in school, shortly before summer break.&nbsp; We ALL knew what time it was then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time is like money \u2026 we all just agreed what it was at some point, and both will eventually run out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kind of like debt (bringing that <em>right on around<\/em>) \u2026 using intangible funds (a la credit) to buy tangible goods and offered services is part of the trick \u2026 use future earned money to pay for past acquired stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not to say vendors should not be paid, but in <em>cash<\/em> \u2026 that way, the deal is done, the present is paid for, and future money not yet obtained remains unspent.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that\u2019s not how things work, now is it?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All we must be shackled by past decisions to future consequences \u2026 and the future is now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, with that said, here\u2019s our gorilla, present state:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Wow, really?<\/td><td>$65,000<\/td><td>$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Hold my beer<\/td><td>$53,315<\/td><td>$375<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Years of monkey play<\/td><td>$23,000<\/td><td>$0<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>New monkey \/ fresh scent<\/td><td>$13,900<\/td><td>$325<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #1<\/td><td>$9,000<\/td><td>$150<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun #2<\/td><td>$3,500<\/td><td>$50<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Half\u2019s monkey<\/td><td>$5,000<\/td><td>$1,000<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Meet:&nbsp; the Silverback<\/td><td>$172,715.00<\/td><td>$2,650.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Went up a&nbsp; little \u2026 Half requested some funds, so that\u2019s a chunk there, will be gone by September, if current trends hold. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ehh, could be better, it\u2019s been a lot worse.&nbsp; Keep it moving \u2026 the monkey is learning its lessons.&nbsp; <em>Wheee!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be perfectly, imperfect \u2026 I miss the pandemic. Not the disease, specifically, (\u2018cuz that ain\u2019t going nowharz) but the restrictions. I really liked staying home, and so did the world.&nbsp;&nbsp; Like, the Earth planet. Did anybody else see how blue the sky actually is over Delhi, or Shanghai, or Los Angeles?\u00a0 No people, no &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=810\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Go Back Inside Please&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-proof-of-god"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}