{"id":829,"date":"2022-05-27T02:04:28","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T02:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=829"},"modified":"2024-01-16T03:08:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T03:08:56","slug":"bulletsponge-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"Bulletsponge Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may be time to simply admit that this is who, what, where, why, and how we are as a nation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sacrificing children to the flames of Baal \u2026 gun<em>fire<\/em>, you see.&nbsp; {<em>Jer. 32:35<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I should start a crime scene cleaning company, call it Thoughts &amp; Prayers, because that\u2019s the extent of our commitment to stopping this foolishness.  (\u2018Murricah! <em>Truck Yeh<\/em>!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TeddyBear Cruise, offending state senator, suggests turning schools into prisons, and some other batwing offered ballistic blankets for the children to hang over windows and doors, rather than those pointless toys and games at Christmas.&nbsp; Nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No one is putting up the real solution \u2014 just arm the kids.\u00a0 Backpacks, books, and bullets \u2026 Glocks and blocks &#8230; Tech-9s at naptime &#8230; we should be the trendsetters in education.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At a gun show recently (yeh, I\u2019m wunna dem) there was a vendor selling bulletproof (well that depends on the bullet, doanit?) backpacks and jackets for kids.&nbsp; Not a bad idea, considering our country.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back in what, \u201993?, the Dums (oops, I meant the <em>Dems<\/em>) passed sweeping gun control reform (\u00e1 la the Brady bill) and got swept out in the \u201994 midterms (Newt executed his Contract on America) so \u2018Murricans don\u2019t really want gun reform, and besides \u2026 guns rhymes with funs, and gun laws tend to restrict lawful owners.\u00a0 Only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a badder guy with a bigger gun.\u00a0 Heh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Libs like to throw up stats re other countries&#8217; responses to gun massacres (bans, confiscations, mandatory buybacks, <em>psss-<\/em><strong>shah!<\/strong>) and the corresponding reduction in gun-related deaths.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Cor<\/em>relation is not <em>cau<\/em>sation &#8230; maybe gun deaths would have gone down anyway!  Prove me wrong!!!  Besides, America is just better, because free.  All those other countries are just socialist cesspools, what with all their free healthcare and saved lives.  Forget that!  \u2018Murricah! <em>Truck Yeh<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But an American Autobahn would be highly cool.  The Germans got that <em>right<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The 2<sup>nd<\/sup> Amendment guarantees me tanks, RPGs, and hand grenades \u2026 after all, a well-regulated militia is just <em>folks<\/em>, and I qualify as \u201cthe people.\u201d&nbsp; So where\u2019s my streetsweeper with 1000-round drum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Home defense, and \u2026 bears.\u00a0 And zombie apocalypses.  Not every shot can be a killshot.  Needs <em>rounds<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It may be time to simply admit that this is who, what, where, why, and how we are as a nation. 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