{"id":836,"date":"2022-05-30T16:44:25","date_gmt":"2022-05-30T16:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=836"},"modified":"2022-05-31T16:45:26","modified_gmt":"2022-05-31T16:45:26","slug":"women-cant-live-with-em-cant-bury-em-out-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=836","title":{"rendered":"Women: Can\u2019t Live With \u2018Em, Can\u2019t Bury &#8216;Em Out Back"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Might be a little late to this (surprisenot) but one of the favorite people I didn\u2019t know died recently, reportedly of a massive heart attack, perhaps even in flagrante delicto \u2026 <em>globulos exposite<\/em>, as it (maybe) were.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The really offensive yet wholly unsurprising aspect of his death was the reaction of so many of the types of women he tried to help.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I liked the guy, thought he was smart, funny, <em>deh-boh-nair<\/em>, and knew his audience.&nbsp; Told a basic chick a basic fact \u2014 that she was average at best \u2014 and his entire world blew up.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the truth shall set you free.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Told another modest young woman who claimed to be a 10 that she most certainly was not.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my ugly opinion she looked more frog than princess.\u00a0 Very unfortunately faced but tried to manifest herself into the same category as a Marilyn Monroe <em>yehrightno<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Methinks that the current state of human affairs is designed to get worse \u2014 selfie is <em>culture<\/em>, with an actual monument in Texas (<em>ah-hem!<\/em>) \u2026 Carlin had an entire schtick about how badly people suck, and he\u2019s been dead almost 15 years.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In that short period of time (consider: \u00a0I am old) how much worse have people become, and I shudder (with laughter, a\u2019cours) at what he\u2019d say about the modern <em>homo meo<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it\u2019s all women\u2019s fault.&nbsp; Because men let them.&nbsp; {<em>2 Tim. 3:6<\/em>}<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw an article not too long ago in which a youngish woman lamented the modern state of dating, and while she professed to be a feminist she still wanted to be approached and pursued and courted, whereas today\u2019s modern #MeToo man knows the pitfalls of that, and has become wary, rightfully so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s not sexual harassment if he\u2019s cute (titter).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[<strong><u>Interlude<\/u><\/strong>:\u00a0 I want to send a \u201cshout out!\u201d to Half for tolerating me lo these many years, <br>                   and I sincerely pray that Half does not cast me back into the den of wolves\/thieves\/vipers.\u00a0<br>                   Amen to that and <em>thank You JESUS<\/em>.\u00a0 Continuing.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In sum, many young men are \u2026 eschewing marriage, \u2018cuz they can get the box without the ring.&nbsp; (heh)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is really, really smart.&nbsp; Best way to stay out of debt?&nbsp; Live below your means, and best way to do that is to care only for yourself, because women and children <em>cost<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Honestly?\u00a0 These last 50 years men have failed to lead, and in the absence of traditional consequences women just did whatever, whenever, with whomever, without acceptance or recognition of the fact that rights come with responsibilities, and one does not exist without the other &#8230; <br>(Her Body Her Choice \/ His Wallet His Decision \u2014 <em>DAAAAVE!!!<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Child support can be a nearly 20-year investment with negligible ROI, and alimony can last until she dies.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The physically intact, 19-YO human male is a <em><strong>beast<\/strong><\/em>, ideally focused on building his body, his bank, and his brand, and should concern himself not with the Carousel Kates and the Bipolar Beccas \u2026 multiple Megs will still be available (if he\u2019s into that) and a younger, fertile version of her will be ready and waiting to be rescued from her life once he\u2019s living his best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The advice I would give to younger me?\u00a0 Hermit, living box, and rice.\u00a0 And eggs.  Gotta have eggs.  But I don\u2019t need that, or that.\u00a0 Or that, for that matter.  May not be a very fulfilling life, but this too shall pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Modern man&#8217;s potentially viable alternative?\u00a0 Beautiful refugee, compliant and grateful.\u00a0 With a choice between Rocco Siffredi and some American slob with a Roth, I believe most desperate women would choose boredom over adult diapers.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But maybe I\u2019m projecting; I would never venture the womanish mind.\u00a0 Here there be monsters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Morale of the story?\u00a0 The modern woman is a modified damsel in distress, tied to the tracks of student loan debt, loneliness, and poor choices.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Captain Save A Who?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Might be a little late to this (surprisenot) but one of the favorite people I didn\u2019t know died recently, reportedly of a massive heart attack, perhaps even in flagrante delicto \u2026 globulos exposite, as it (maybe) were. The really offensive yet wholly unsurprising aspect of his death was the reaction of so many of the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=836\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Women: Can\u2019t Live With \u2018Em, Can\u2019t Bury &#8216;Em Out Back&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,26,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-strategic-spending","category-kids"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":838,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions\/838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}