{"id":842,"date":"2022-06-07T04:01:16","date_gmt":"2022-06-07T04:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=842"},"modified":"2022-06-08T04:02:23","modified_gmt":"2022-06-08T04:02:23","slug":"banana-split","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"Banana Split"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Saw a billboard recently, said \u201cWe All Need A Little Help Sometimes,\u201d and I\/we\/me wondered why it\u2019s so hard to ask for help, of any kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Probably because needing help is typically a sign of weakness, of failure in some fundamental way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guy drowned in Florida was asking for help, while the cops stood there and watched him die.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In all fairness tho\u2019 they did tell him not to jump into the water, and police officers are not lifeguards.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don\u2019t believe they signed up for that.&nbsp; They want the right to shoot people, not get all wet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But when one asks for help and none comes one feels a mite foolish, like one might\u2019ve just helped oneself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or not gotten into that particular predicament pickle in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris \u201cBish-Slapped\u201d Rock had a bit where when his car broke down and he tried to flag down someone to help him, those lovely New Yorkers just flew right on by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But when he started pushing his busted vehicle by himself by the side of the road, guys stopped in droves to help him push.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Almost as if the message is \u2026 OOPS \u2026 God helps those who help themselves.&nbsp; [not actually in the Bible, but God actually helps those who can<em>not<\/em> help themselves {<em>Psalms 121:2<\/em>}]&nbsp; My strength and my salvation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So maybe the actual message is to lean on the Lord, for He has you.&nbsp; Whatever it is.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s why it\u2019s so hard to ask for help from others.&nbsp; We should be seeking help from Him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Point?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mentioned somewheres around these parts that a lawsuit has come a\u2019knocking \u2026 on a Sunday \u2026 and Half answered the door.&nbsp; Not pleasant, <em>oh-ho-no<\/em>, not pleasant at all.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There will be shrill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyhoo, rather than try to satisfy this matter on my own, God arranged to have a letter sent, which I believe is the help I\/we\/me need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An actual lawyer.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny thing \u2013 because this particular monkey decided to sue rather than settle, the lawyer will get some of the bananas I had planned to feed this monkey.&nbsp; Heh.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, maybe not heh yet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019ll see just how much I have to feed this monkey to make it satisfied.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The beautiful thing?\u00a0 God has this too, so there\u2019s no stress.\u00a0 My name on the wrong side of a lawsuit, and I\u2019m feeling blas\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nice.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My strength and my salvation.\u00a0 thank You!!!\u00a0 [<em><sup><sub>grinning foolishly<\/sub><\/sup><\/em>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More to come<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a billboard recently, said \u201cWe All Need A Little Help Sometimes,\u201d and I\/we\/me wondered why it\u2019s so hard to ask for help, of any kind. Probably because needing help is typically a sign of weakness, of failure in some fundamental way. Guy drowned in Florida was asking for help, while the cops stood there &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=842\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Banana Split&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-proof-of-god"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}