{"id":875,"date":"2022-06-30T04:27:28","date_gmt":"2022-06-30T04:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=875"},"modified":"2022-07-01T04:28:24","modified_gmt":"2022-07-01T04:28:24","slug":"hard-monkey-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=875","title":{"rendered":"Hard Monkey Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whelp, just heard back re one of my monkeys, the one currently headlining the circus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019ll take less in debt satisfaction, but way more than I originally thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well pooh on that.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really but yes really &#8230; was hoping for a better \u2026 negotiation.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno why; it isn\u2019t as if I could argue that monkey in court \u2026 after all, this monkey is mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But!&nbsp; Likely will have a significant chunk of time to feed this monkey the bananas it demands.&nbsp; More to come \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now back to our regularly scheduled performance \u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Wow, really?<\/td><td>$65,000<\/td><td>$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Hold my beer<\/td><td>$53,025<\/td><td>$375<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Years of monkey play<\/td><td>$16,000<\/td><td>$1,400<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>New monkey \/ fresh scent<\/td><td>$13,505<\/td><td>$325<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun<\/td><td>$9,000<\/td><td>$150<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Meet:&nbsp; Clyde<\/td><td>$156,530.00<\/td><td>$3,000.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ehhh \u2026 better than it was, not as good as it\u2019s gonna be \u2026 moving onwards and upwards and out of debt!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whelp, just heard back re one of my monkeys, the one currently headlining the circus. It\u2019ll take less in debt satisfaction, but way more than I originally thought. Well pooh on that.&nbsp; Not really but yes really &#8230; was hoping for a better \u2026 negotiation.\u00a0 Dunno why; it isn\u2019t as if I could argue that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=875\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Hard Monkey Balls&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":877,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}