{"id":957,"date":"2022-09-17T17:57:45","date_gmt":"2022-09-17T17:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=957"},"modified":"2022-09-18T17:58:13","modified_gmt":"2022-09-18T17:58:13","slug":"wheres-my-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=957","title":{"rendered":"Where\u2019s My Monkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feeding the monkey pretty regular \u2026 nothing major, but every banana helps.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Recently saw (but did not read, a\u2019cors) an article about some person not paying $1 more than the minimums on debt, because reasons.&nbsp; If the electronic words don\u2019t vanish into the ether, never to be seen again, might update on exactly what those reasons are\/were\/could be \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But right now, see my organ grinder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><em><u>Type of Debt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>TotalDebt<\/u><\/em><\/td><td><em><u>MinMonthPay<\/u><\/em><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Wow, really?<\/td><td>$65,000<\/td><td>$750<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Hold my beer<\/td><td>$52,375<\/td><td>$375<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Years of monkey play<\/td><td>$14,000<\/td><td>$1,000<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>New monkey \/ fresh scent<\/td><td>$13,000<\/td><td>$285<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monkey fun<\/td><td>$9,000<\/td><td>$300<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Monthly monkey<\/td><td>$3,000<\/td><td>$300<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Meet:\u00a0 the Organ Grinder<\/td><td>$156,375.00<\/td><td>$3,010.00<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See?\u00a0 Better than it was \u2026 slowly, slowly coming down \u2026 still not as good as it\u2019s gonna be, and still doesn\u2019t include charges paid in full every month, but (as the kids says) \u201cwhatevs.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Continuing to move onwards and upwards and out of debt!\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Sigh \u2026 wish I hadn\u2019t ever bought anything\u2014oh wait, that would mean I\u2019m homeless and unmarried and uneducated \u2026 so there\u2019s that.   Err&#8217;body got <em>choices<\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeding the monkey pretty regular \u2026 nothing major, but every banana helps.\u00a0 Recently saw (but did not read, a\u2019cors) an article about some person not paying $1 more than the minimums on debt, because reasons.&nbsp; If the electronic words don\u2019t vanish into the ether, never to be seen again, might update on exactly what those &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/?p=957\" class=\"more-link\">Read the full post &rarr;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Where\u2019s My Monkey?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nobuy","category-debt-monkeys-the-credit-circus","category-proof-of-god"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":958,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions\/958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moneyaintmath.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}