Status Update

Whelps, now that we’re into, what, year 3? of training our debt monkeys in this here credit circus, where do things stand?

Ehhh … could be better, but we are better than worse, so there’s that.

Basically, threw some significant bananas to starve out a bunch of monkeys, so … happy about that.

Had to (well not had to but decided to) adopt another monkey to feed other monkeys, so … not so happy about that, but life is gonna life.

The CryptKeeper actually did some good, promoted that student loan forgiveness (Nothing is forgiven!  Nothing! ‘cept some debt -heh) and that, with the plandemic, helped a bunch. 

A gorilla of Kong proportions is hovering in its cage, ready to be let out, but to paraphrase Scarlett … will think about that tomorrow. 

Otherwise, my present troop of hip-thrusting bonobos … Huzzah!

Type of DebtTotalDebtMinMonthPay
Kong$70,000$750
Travis$50,000$1500
Clyde$25,000$525
Bonzo$3,000$500
$148,000$3,275

Not great, but entirely horrible either.  Many monkeys died in the making of this movie. 

Making progress …  Ten steps forward, limping on crushed foot.  Slow, but moving.  Kinda like zombies.