Whelps, now that we’re into, what, year 3? of training our debt monkeys in this here credit circus, where do things stand?
Ehhh … could be better, but we are better than worse, so there’s that.
Basically, threw some significant bananas to starve out a bunch of monkeys, so … happy about that.
Had to (well not had to but decided to) adopt another monkey to feed other monkeys, so … not so happy about that, but life is gonna life.
The CryptKeeper actually did some good, promoted that student loan forgiveness (Nothing is forgiven! Nothing! ‘cept some debt -heh) and that, with the plandemic, helped a bunch.
A gorilla of Kong proportions is hovering in its cage, ready to be let out, but to paraphrase Scarlett … will think about that tomorrow.
Otherwise, my present troop of hip-thrusting bonobos … Huzzah!
Type of Debt | TotalDebt | MinMonthPay |
Kong | $70,000 | $750 |
Travis | $50,000 | $1500 |
Clyde | $25,000 | $525 |
Bonzo | $3,000 | $500 |
$148,000 | $3,275 |
Not great, but entirely horrible either. Many monkeys died in the making of this movie.
Making progress … Ten steps forward, limping on crushed foot. Slow, but moving. Kinda like zombies.