HAH! That’s (and They’re) Rich!

Amy Schumer’s less-attractive sister, one of the puppets for the mankind masters’ media cabal, had an opinion she thought wise to share. 

This broad was … “concerned about the unfortunately common office worker who wants to continue working at home” … [human translation: because the average laborer prefers to labor at the labor hired to labor from home rather than engage in the labor in the midst of office nonsense] after the pandemic … this broad believes that those remote workers – who, one is thusly reminded, are working from home to complete the work hired to do – cannot participate in / wait, get this / “office life” and [insert whine]associated activities like helping a colleague, mentoring more junior people, celebrating someone’s birthday … Things.  That.  Drive.  Office.  Culture.”

Guess what, sweetheart—Newsflash. 

You know what drives office culture? 

Money. 

I think I’m going to help this chick out.  She seems desperately seeking a clue.

Everyone works at the company this woman works for because the company gives those workers a check in exchange.  No one / hear this without stutter / No one would do the job – the job the employer needs done – for free. 

And another thing … all those little ditties she listed as “driving office culture” …? Got a fix for each of those, too …
helping a colleague / email & telephones work just about everywhere
mentoring / that’s justification for the pay differential, right? Management is expected to guide the herds’ young
office festivities, such as birthdays, baby showers, retirements, etc. … Nope – don’t work at Friday’s, don’t wear “flair.”

And I love this – she totally revealed herself, laid bare all her mindsets and motivations.  {Eph. 6:12} The fact that this broad made a public statement proves she’s a puppet … the real masters of mankind don’t give interviews.

Thus, because, thereof, according to her, a company could be justified in switching the status of an employee who works remote to that of an independent contractor. 

Re the employee v. contractor thing … there’s some official, authoritative opinions on that {Deut. 24:14-15} … basically, contractors are one-night stands (I believe the correct vernacular is “booty call”) whereas employer/ees are married … no anticipated end date.

See, companies like independent contractors for the same reason most people like booty calls … no commitments, few rules, performance-based, call if needed.  Employees are that … enblubbered wife … that husband flattening out on the couch … performance-indifference, lots and lots and lots of rules, perpetually in-house … huge hassle to dismiss. 

And in some cases – depending on the hostility of the employment marriage – the spouse can wind up with half the company.  Booty calls generally don’t do that. 

And another thing … another couple of fratbros that owned another web-based hustle company shut down political speech at this web-based hustle company because the political speech of the employees working at the web-based hustle company criticized the behavior/actions/policies of the fratbros as the owners/head fratbros of the web-based hustle company.  So there’s that.

AND and some chick who used to be somebody in BigTech complained about the fratbro culture of BigTech, and how some fratbro employees would refuse to report to a woman as their direct boss … and the owners/head fratbros of the company let that pass because they are … the owners/head fratbros of the company. 

HaHA.  Forceful reminder?  Employee (even 6-figure) = Peasant. 

Depending on the terms of serfdom / the enslavement fine print a modified prima nocte might apply too … I have actually heard of that happening moving on

Mr. Buffett said it best: “If you work for a living, you will work until you die.” How sad is that.
Not working for a living is the goal, objective, and purpose for life. No WONDER … now it all makes sense.

Masters of mankind, indeed …

Remember way back in the dim dark early days of the Internet … before a certain search engine conquered the spaces all the spaces with an algorithm, onomatopoeia, and a fun memey catchphrase … I recall something about it not being … evil. 

What ever happened to that ad?  Or even the mentality that initially supported it?  Ohthat’srightmoneyallthemoney = mischief

It didn’t happen that’s what happened because that happened, too.

Guess what. 

Full circle. 

Employee = Labor /
            Employee = Peasant
                        / Employee = Debt

I don’t have a pitchfork (no hay on grounds) but I do have an electric chainsaw … will that do?