theKid doesn’t watch actual TV, which is actually pretty 21st century of theKid.
Rather, theKid watches the Tubes of You, and the memes. All the memes.
And some weird anime series on the flicks of Net. Anyhoo …
But sprinkled in between the memes and anime is some really good information …
ergo, to wit: Pizza Wings.
Mentioned around these parts that I am fat, and in no real rush to not be.
It’s part of the plan … but as we have seen, men plan and GOD laughs and laughs and laughs …
I’m glad to be an amusement to the Almighty, and just thankful that He is paying attention.
Anyhoo, theKid brings Pizza Wings – Eat This! and enjoy.
10-20 chicken wings and wingettes (are those really a thing?)
1 C buttermilk (which is what, exactly? And why is it sour?)
½ C pickle juice (I said what I said)
Spices, all the spices (think: salty peppery lemony spicy but do you)
1/3 C baking powder
1/3 C potato starch (wat? hey, it’s the Tubes of You)
1/3 C all-purpose flour
Lots ‘n lots of cooking oil (your choice … Crisco is my jam)
1 C pizza/spaghetti sauce
Lots ‘n lots of shredded mozzarella (where is the “T” in that english(anditalian,apparently)makesnosense)
Grab a bowl (the one you got from the thrift store … thought I forgot, dinja?)
Toss in the wings, the buttermilk, and the pickle juice. Drench the chicken (think: slather) in the mix.
Sprinkle sprinkle with seasonings
Mix mix mix
Then move the slathered wings/wingettes to another bowl (also from the thrift shop)
and then sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle with more seasonings (all the seasonings)
Heat the oil (think: bubbly-splat)
Fry the slathered and seasoned wings in the hot oil until crispy
(not burnt, but crackly-skinned and fried off the pink)
Put the fried wings in a cast iron frying pan (hard to find at thrift shops but oh-so-good when you do!)
Slather with pizza sauce
Sprinkle sprinkle, sprinkle sprinkle, then sprinkle sprinkle again with lots ‘n lots of cheese
Broil (think: slightly burnt cheese, bubbly-burnt, not burned …)
Cool slightly butnottoomuch! Only ‘til still hot and edible without injury.
Mmmm … you’re welcome. There should be salad, or something green (Jello does not count)
but hey — do you.