Some disgruntled bearing a discount sniper scope tried to end the Orange Menace.  How very American. 
And of course the shooter was killed by … “law enforcement.”

Big fan of conspiracy theories, so thought would add another.

The objective of the masters of mankind is authoritarianism, and currently the best approach to achieve that goal is via that selfsame Orange Menace.

However.

Those plans were threatening to be derailed … see “Project 2025.” 

More and more folks were looking into it, and did not like what they found.

So much so that the Walking Tang had to distance himself – “Know nothing about it / don’t agree with it / wish ‘em luck tho’” – from the plot to destroy that grand ol’ American democratic experiment, continue along the path of corrupting the teachings of CHRIST, turn the US into Gilead. 

For real.  {Jeremiah 17:9}

So, coincidentally, someone takes a potshot at the Orange Menace, just enough to graze an ear, give him some battlescarred street cred, and then miraculously … suddenly … Project 2025 falls off the feed.

Am I worried?  Not really, except for theKid, and the world to inherit.  In the event of a second term, got a sibling making plans to relocate across the pond.

Maybe arrange for theKid to go with. 

How long does it take to process a passport? Should probably get started on that.