Whenever one of these is seen in the wild, methinks cannot help but think some mid-range rich got got, and the oily, musky funk struck, once again.

Even raccoons think it’s trash … https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/08/06/raccoons-mistake-cybertruck-for-dumpster-and-wyoming-auto-experts-agree/

There is a certain amount of “jonesing” involved in buying ugly, overpriced, inefficient hardware to drive/ride around in, so folks can look and ooouu.

Doing it for the views.  Kind of like the guy who shoots himself in the balls in denim booty shorts. 
Looking at you, Houston.

And not only does it look like trash it is actual trash … a mobilized piece of hideous stainless-steel crap.  Four recalls of 2M+ vehicles so far just this year, and surely more to come. 

No government oversight.

No required reporting.

Just draw something ugly on a cocktail napkin, slap on a catchy name, and put it on the market.
Now there’s an idea.

The oilymuskyfunk is hailed as some kind of genius – which he is not – when in reality he is simply an opportunistic huckster, a welfare queen extreme … his wealth is nothing more than inflated stock value and juicy government contracts.

Rumor has it … Peter Thiel, one of PayPal’s baby daddies, got so sick of the oilymuskyfunk that he orchestrated a corporate coup while the balding wonder was on honeymoon (someone married that?)  Oops.  No honor among thieves, methinks (heh).

Me suspect that his bubble will burst and when it does … will be bigger than a SpaceX rocket explosion … and totes here for it, feet propped and popcorn at the ready. 

That … person … is a horrible human being(?) and deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

Sooner, the better.  Maybe he’ll put those twelve kids (and counting?) to work in the family’s African emerald mines, teach them the value of working for a living. 

Prolly not.

The morals of a true horsemen, and half the intellect.  May his hemorrhoids burst into flame.

Oh wait.  That was just the truck.