Not sure how all this is supposed to work out but slightly intrigued as to the actual outcome.

Walking across the world, punching friends in the face, so not the way to move forward. 
All those good works since WW2, right down the drain, flushed and swirling. 

One plan of the Orange Menace is to eliminate the IRS, replace it with the External Revenue Service, and let other countries pay ‘Murrica’s bills.

Hmmm.  Methinks this thought out not well. 

See, Japan, South Korea and China have developed new trade agreements, as have Canada, Australia, and the EU.  Also saw that China is courting African nations, the dragon dancing with lions.

Some wit noted America First = America Alone. 

With $36T (yes that is a “T” as in trillion) in debt and a GDP of only $26T (yes that is $10 trillion more in debt than income … how is this a thing, exactly?) this ol’ Whore of Babylon might be writing checks her tuchus cannot cash. 

One orange baby later, and the nation is done. 

Welp, said about 10 years ago that America committed suicide with a .45.

Eh, so wat.  End times anyways.  {John 5:28}
Wars and rumors of wars … guess that covers trade wars as well?

And we thought eggs were expensive under the CryptKeeper. 

Just wait. 

One good thing, tho’.  If homelessness is next up on today’s modern menu, not gonna have to worry about my monkeys.  By that time, the circus will have left town. 

Silver linings.  In the playbook?