Welp, did not see that one coming … but maybe should have.
Methinks – and just opinions here, no shade – but methinks Charlie Kirk was a repugnant little baby-handed man with an oddly-shaped head masquerading as a Christian.
Nopes. Not him. JESUS did not act like that.
The man’s spoken views and his organization contributed – directly – to the overall dysfunction of modern political discourse, and the world is a much better place with him not in it.
{Proverbs 13:3}
Yelled “fire” in a crowded theatre then got trampled to death by the human stampede.
Yup, sure said it.
And the true poetic irony? The Kirk got merc’d by one of his own — the call came from inside the house — and thus became a sacrifice on the altar of the 2nd Amendment.
Go on to your special glory, Charlie. You earned it. Your debt to the dumpster fire that is American politics has been paid in full.
Recently watched him get intellectually pegged by a saucy little Brit from across the pond, and realized (not for the first time, nor the last) that his entire grifting schtick relied on the lack of critical thinking skills instilled in the typical college-mind educated exclusively in the U.S., whereas his strawman arguments and logical fallacies and gish gallops and ad hominem attacks and confirmation biases were batted about like a balloon-bopping Frenchie and with infinitely less effort and delightfully comparable style.
And his widow? My goodness what a bitter-faced bleached mess … saw she was begowned jewels in one of the Orange Menace’s beauty pageants … prolly got a look at the goodies before handing her over to the Chuck.
Cannot appeal to the better nature of those who have none … Mrs. Nobama was a bit of a twit for that little homily of high-handed horsepucky.
With this lot? When they go low, better to see them in hell, covered in … mud.
Heartily admit, tho’, there were certain areas of agreement b’twixt … TIFs/TIMs are neither women nor men, but transgender.
Which is whatever… but the old adage still rings true about two remote islands, one with 100 men and 100 TIFs and the other with 100 men and 100 women … in 100 years one island has a thriving community while the other has 200 sets of male bones.
Oops.
The bitter petty schadenfreude that is me absolute loves the latest conspiracy theory, tho’ … Charlie Kirk got merc’d because he was clamoring for release of the Epstein (Didn’t Kill Himself) files, and the Orange Menace needed another diversion.
Oops. Where’s my tea? And the horsemen are bleating re “fighting back” … against whom? Themselves? What a fun fight. Monoracial mosh-pit. With heavy artillery and mock tears.
Add some popcorn to that tea.