So more info is usually better. Usually, ‘cept body counts. Keep that ish to self.
Found out rumored that theVans actually likely maybe might have some significant fundage. Started working as a model at 16, Papa Belg(Bulge?) insisted that his spawn be financially savage from early on, and during a post-island interview when asked how lives had changed, Ola Fine said the financial freedom was amazing, whereas theVans remarked that the free food (strawberry milkshake, TBE) was his big benefit.
Yah, slightly different backgrounds, methinks.
So claims that theVans possibly enjoyed vehicle tenancy prior to the show smacks of haterade. Dunno.
Ola Fine giving extraordinary. Parents were in the 10th grade when she arrived, determined she would be the best mistake they ever made. Nice. Must admire alladat.
404 excelled in the lip-action … all the dudes wanted to meet the bombshell, but only RanaCaliente was interested. Got swerved, tho’.
theVans and Chelley getting snatched, and Chelley with no volunteer at that.
Popular girl. And the gnome is slick, sowing havoc in Jeremiah, feeling territorial after 24 hours.
Hmmm. Why are there so many pillows. Not buying it, tho’. Methinks the hunky Brit is angling, giving UK-chasing culture clout.
theVans was excited to meet 404, and they appeared to chill well. He keeps saying being with her is … “easy.” Felt like himself for the first time. Yah, DameDash is already on the outs, but she knew that.
Hmmm. She definitely went in.
“Yulissa has left the building.” Well, that was abrupt. Bish gotgone.
Oh theVans. Grinning and skinning since bouncing out the Hideaway. “So twisted right now.” “Sucks for [DameDash]” “51/49”
NasallyNickCage cannot actually believe Chelley likes him. Not really. No. He was the great unchosen.
404 and the slick gnome enjoying the space … never heard that before.
And how is theVans getting jealous with DameDash and the Brit when 404 has turned all of his heads. Territorial much?
Hmmm.
“Feeling lost … feeling puzzled.” “For some [horrid] reason, like, I love the chase of a woman not liking me as much.” Welp understanding that is not hard. theVans has had females falling out of trees all over him since he was eight, prolly was married in kindergarten, had a love triangle in the sixth grade. Never had a problem getting a girl. Make it … hard … for him [heh/sonohomo].
Honestly? HudaWuddaShudda and JerMYyah are the best couple, would have picked them for the win. Supposed to be “Love Island,” innit?
And why are the mushroom and theVans so juvenile? Cocks of a feather.
OK SO WELL HELLS BELLS THIS WAS ONLY THE THIRD NIGHT AND THEVANS GOT EYESNATCHED BY THEEEE OLA FINE IN ORANGE … from the edits thought that happened much later in the show … and they had not yet had a chat.
Hmmm. DameDash … then 404
But, then again … mushroom, the slick gnome and theVans were all clocking Ola Fine in orange crochet, so maybe she just naturally draws the male gaze. Ola Fine tends to do that.
Very, very possible. Still, mushroom was entirely wrong for her from jump.
She gives royalty, he is full peasant.
Hmmm.
theVans to DameDash: “You are my type.”
AND yet however … he failed to mention he kissed theeee Ola Fine blindfolded.
Hmmm.
Huda is so much petty Patty. Love the energy. Perfect for the show. That’s entertainment.
“You are a goddess. You need offerings.” HA! Deezbiches.
“Charlie’s accent. Ace’s tattoos. Austin’s height.” A man hydra.
Cerberus. In Fiji.
Nic. You are such a jerk. But it is a dating game show for cash as prizes, so there’s that.
WhinyCoppola preempted his impending rejection.
Mushroom never deserved the QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
Loved how Olandria applauded. Had been her? Would have coupled up with WhinyCoppola, kicks the mushroom down the road.
Jeremiah and Huda for the win. Seriously. Two episodes in and already this season needs to be over.
More to come.