Dip & Dive, ep.4:  Green is the Truest Color

But redeemed himself, almost.  Mostly.  

Why is theVans wearing cowboy boots?  Maybe he really was living in his car.

Seriously, 404?  DameDash is making her case and there you go.  Villian edit.  To be continued. 

“Okay.”

“Yeh.”

“Okay.”

“Great.”

“Yeah.”

“Cool.”

“[Fornicating perdition.]”

Hmmm.

Touching moment between the mushroom and the QUEEEEEEEENNNNN. 
Little pre-sleep hair tuckage.  Cute.  Bonding over fro.

JerMYah still a fave.  “You’re handsome.”  Really?  Little early morning affirmation. 

Shot miss / Crash burn … and no the NasalCop does not feel the same way. 
If Chelley had said yah let’s get it in he would have all over and up in that. 

And time for Charlie to head back cross the pond.  Oh wait.  Where is Fiji to England?

Mushroom is so cringe.  

“Get the energy up guys!!!”  So cringe-twitch.  Horrid.  Can this be skipped.  This should be skipped.  Which producer came up with this.  Visual sadist.  Could hate this more but do not.

Ola Fine.  My word.  Believe is the correct term is “Juicy.”

Nice splits, 404.  As stated above, great personality, beautiful soul.  Dumb mouth.

Well there goes DameDash!!!  HA!!!  Never saw that coming, didja theVans?  Still don’t deserve her.  And what is he doing with his hands?

Bombshell HannahBanana and AmayaPapaya have entered the chat.

Hmmm.

Cheers from the ladies seem a bit muted.

And Huda is pissed

But she’s emotionally mature.  Right?  Right.  Why does she cry so much? 
Still like them best as a couple, tho.’  Green is the truest color. 

Can they not take showers?

And NictheDic is a messy bish.  To Amaya:  “Who’d you pick fourth in the game?” 

HannahBanana is cute.  NasalCop shooting his shot.  “Comedy porn?”  Really?  Yes, guess so.

AmayaPapaya is annoying, the laugh gives all airhead, like, empty space.

However.

Funny that Chelley and Ola Fine got the rep as mean girls but ShuddaHudaWudda declared AmayaPapaya as an opp the first day/night. 

Hmmm.

NictheDic is a messy bish.  To DameDash:  “Screw this.  404 is like 80/20.”  Such a jerk. 
Playing with that girl.  Shame.  Shame.

Had to spread them lips to get a chance … does not appear as though she really wanted to … Dimmed her light to let someone else shine.

Aaaannnndddd here comes the photo booth. 

At least he had the decency to feel bad. 

But.

It is a dating reality game show, for cash as prizes. 

HannahBanana!  Watch out for the saucy Brit … he’s a serial killer.

Just a thought.  Never a good sign for a woman to kiss a man’s hand.  Gives thirsty.