Is ShuddaHudaWudda wearing a diaper?  That fit is perplexing.

“Dayum.  I gotta bug in my ish.”

“You do?”

“Hale’yeh.”

“More protein.  Drink it anyway / be country.  There you go.”  Ola Fine is perfection.

And she knew, early on.  Noticed that she does not have real conversations with the mushroom, but kept trying. 

Hmmm.

theVans is such a spaz / Like a 12YO on the spectrum trapped in the body of a gigachad fratbro.  Gotta give it to the slick gnome … told theVans to, quote, “Sit yo’ happy ass down.”

Gossipy little birds, worse than … well, women are supposed to be.  Every accusation is an admission.

… “She mounted me!” … “I’m not gonna say no.” 

Well of course not.  To his credit, under the circumstances very difficult to decline. 

At least he had the decency to feel bad.  Sigh.

What is the slick gnome doing to those eggs?  He would wear Yeezys.

And what is this Gene Kelly … stuff?  The slick gnome and mushroom are all cringe, all the time.

Ewww.  AmayaPapaya and the NasalCop.  Gross.  Like tonguing a gruesome cousin. 

HannahBanana and Jack the Ripper.  Poor thing.  She’s cute, too.  Catching another body.

Nic is such theDic.  Gassing up DameDash while 404 eats alone. 
The DevonDoppleganger is so his type.  404 really likes him, which is probably a mistake. 
Totally fits that he would be in the first lust triangle.  Such a peen.

Easy to forget the slick gnome is only 22, but with an older, more bitter energy. 
AmayaPapaya?  Calculating.  Not as dumb as she looks/sounds/acts.

Interesting. 

HannahBanana and Jack the Ripper?  Cuddled up.

JerMYyah and WuddaHudaShudda?  All up on.

NictheDic and 404?  Hugged on and ‘round.

Chelle and the NasalCop?  Conversating over couscous.  “Reminds me of grits.”

DameDash?  Alone, with mushroom and the slick gnome hovering.

Ola Fine?  Alone, with AmayaPapaya in tow.

Hmmm.

Mushroom in checkerboard.

Of note:  Chelle is glorious in whatever neon color that is.  Such a pretty girl.

Bad sign for DameDash, NictheDic left first.  And her eyebrows are blue. 

Arianna is like the Destructor from Ghostbusters … all sex and doom.

“The girl not chosen will be dumped from the island immediately.”  Harsh.

So … down the line.

HudaShudda had her hair down / prettier with the wild child tresses.

HannahBanana is just hot.  Such a cute one.  Minty.

AmayaPapaya?  Dress makes her look bloated but the fabric is nice.

Chelle?  Nuff said.  Gorgeous.

DameDash?  So pretty in blue with the peekaboo hip.

404?  That dress is fire, fits her personality, looks really good.

And Ola Fine?  Whew.  Chef’s kiss.  That woman just stuns …

JerMYyah gave up the entire game. 
Death would have come quickly had he not made the Huda choice.

Dayum.  The slick gnome shocked.  Wasn’t expecting that. 

NasalCop is … don’t say butterflies.  Not really.  Not mutual. 
Thought he was going for AmayaPapaya, frfr … but then there is the slick gnome.

NictheDic:  “A moment [shared w404] in the photo booth was unforgettable, and … yeh.” 
So eloquent.  True master wordsmith.  Yeh. 

And why is Huda crying again?  That does not smell like emotional maturity.  Makes it – whatever it is – all about her.

This show sucks, make that pretty girl stand in front of the guy who rejected her with the girl he rejected her for … this show sucks.  And she climbed out of her comfort zone to climb into the pit, dimming her light to let others shine.  Never ever. 

404 was nice enough tho’. 

Always, always … trust GOD’s plan.   

To his credit, theVans sat down and apologized for not being the guy who deserves her. 

Not all bad … just mostly.