If had to describe this show in a single word?  “Voyeuristic.” 
Maybe “cruel.”  Possibly “demeaning”?

Dannit, man.  “Bella didn’t find a fella so she left the vailla.  Oh wella.”  Really?

Yes, really.

Seems like NictheDic likes 404.  She is definitely the instigator. 

Jack the Ripper moves fast.  HannahBanana needs to watch her parts. 

JerMYyah and ShuddaWuddaHuda are so all about it.  And how funny that the slick gnome got flagged by AmayaPapaya … “player vibes” … def-fin-nate-ly.  The slick gnome is slick. 

Funny how ShuddaWuddaHuda went from mean girl to confidante, once hands were off, territory staked.  Hey, girl code. 

Ola Fine being messy, telling on NictheDic.  Love it.

OK, so here it is. Five? Six? days in and the mushroom confessing to slick gnome that he’s gay, because there is no way a heterosexual man could not be physically attracted to the splendor that is Ola Fine.  Well, not to be all the petty but to be petty … Clarke does have some TIF vibes. 

She knew.  Quote:  “Our actions are really not matching our words at all.”

HannahBanana got the serial killer on the first night, and they genuinely look cute and thrilled to be around each other.  The mushroom is wasting Ola Fine’s time / but she may have been putting in the effort coz he played the part and she felt there was no other viable option.

Truth?  None of the other dudes showed any interest – NasalCop NictheDic already got probs the slick goblin playing in Chelley’s face Charlie bounced from Chelley to DameDash to HannahBanana.  JerMYyah off the board, nonfactor. 

Not sure if that was out of respect for Taylor, or if just otherwise occupied.

Hmmm.

StickyTrickyNicky.  Yup. Is there something on your tongue?

And the slick gnome is such a h8r, all 5’4 of him.   Dunno what else needs to see, but ShuddaWuddaHuda is willing to shank the next bish behind her guy, but we got questions.

Such a walking problem.

ShuddaWuddaHuda got a badonkadonk.  Juicy.  Such fun.  More waterpark.

NasalCop and theVans are what.  What is that?  So weird.  NasalCop is all the awk. 

AmayaPapaya is hair trigger.  Maybe she is spesh. “Babe.  Sir.”  The slick gnome is so manipulative and she fell straight into it. 

JerMYyah should have kept an eye on the slick gnome, plotting to destroy, mad coz he ain’t got.  But ya’ll s’posed to be peeps, right?  Bro code. 

She knew.  “I don’t feel secure.  I don’t feel confident.”  Crickets. 

She knew.  She may not have wanted to self-admit, but she knew, somewhere, somehow.

HA!!!  A “shacket … a shameful jacket.”  For a model(former?) this dude is seriously challenged in the fit department.  His shacket looks like it is from that mall hot dog place, with the corndogs and lemonade and rage and shame-colored uniforms.  Fit right in.

And ladies … pro tip?  If you have to ask a man if he was ever planning to tell you about [exhibit A], the answer is no.  That pause was incredibly telling, and loving that Ola Fine SUUUPPPPPRREEEEEMMMM snitched him out.  Ha! 

Brief observation:  theVans likes 404 but views her as recreational.  A good time, funkins really, and when she confronted him about lip-locking DameDash, methinks he was a little nonplussed, didn’t want to ruin the vibes but was still … TF?  Chose her over DameDash cos thought she wouldn’t get all girlfriendy, whereas DameDash brought back memories of the ex, and why they are that way. 

“I would love nothing less.”  Himbo?  Himbo.  12YO on spectrum = megagigachad fratbro. 
But he is a beautiful boy (sonohomo).  Nothing but air behind those eyes. 

AmayaPapaya is such a walking red flag.  The squeaky voice.  The donkey laugh.  The hair flip.  “This is not a friends island.”  Wat?  Methinks the slick gnome is getting what he deserves tho’.  Picked her to get to Chelley, trying to manipulate the prettier girl to chase him. 

Astrology is – admittedly – nonsense but Leos are such attention seekers.  All others orbit.  Behavior bears out. 

HannahBanana is so pretty / Jack the Ripper is a lucky guy.  Still going to eviscerate her.