A mad scientist spent 100 years perfecting his formula to create life without God until finally, he did it.  He created life in a lab, and he shouted to the heavens.  “Lord!” 

God replied, “Yes, My child?”

The scientist said, “I’ve done it.  Through science, man can now create life without God.”

God said, “I’d like to see this.”  Then He asked, “Do you mind giving a demonstration?” 

The scientist said, “I’d be honored.”  He then turned with relish to prepare the experiment.  “First!” he proclaimed, “we take a small bit of dirt—” 

God interrupted him.  “Make your own dirt.”