Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse … ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy.
What the pho?
Apparently, ENM is when people don’t want to be single and don’t want to be faithful, so they tell their … whatevers that they’re doing whichever with all the whomevers … whenevers.
Apparently, the notion of monogamy is outdated, and so is celibacy.
Dogs rutting in mud? Anyone? Anyone? Yes, apparently
We once had a … well, a bitch in heat that rubbed her puhd against the fence and drove the neighbor’s dog crah-hey-hey-zee.
I guess modern women are there now. {2 Tim. 3:6} Go figure.
If Half posited ENM to me I’d just set Half legally free and be done with it. Will? Are ya listening, buddy? No self-respecting spouse would allow an “entanglement” … just sayin’.
Even funnilier is that most of these … females … will rut raw then claim not to believe in abortion, as if a child wants to call a whore “Mom.” No choice for that kid too bad so sad. {1 Corin. 6:13}
Suicide is higher among the offspring of the baby mama. Just saying. Retroactive self-induced abortion?
Altho’ I DID hear a bit of hope on the radio … after a date of dinner and bowling a guy ghosted a woman and she wanted to know why … apparently, she had an OnlyFans page (‘notha sign uddah pocky-clipse?) and he was grossed out. Good for him.
Parting shot: (her) I do a little bit of everything.
(him) More like a little bit of everyone.
(her) [Eff] you, Guy, OK? [Eff] you.
(him) No. That’s why I don’t want to date you. No thank you.
(her) Your loss, Guy, I have many options.
(him) Yeh I know. I know.
Beautiful.
Body, Bank & Brand … the only three concerns of men under thirty. Master those three, the broads will … come. HAH!