Well, It Ain’t Dance Music

Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse … ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy.

What the pho?

Apparently, ENM is when people don’t want to be single and don’t want to be faithful, so they tell their … whatevers that they’re doing whichever with all the whomevers … whenevers.

Apparently, the notion of monogamy is outdated, and so is celibacy. 

Dogs rutting in mud?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Yes, apparently

We once had a … well, a bitch in heat that rubbed her puhd against the fence and drove the neighbor’s dog crah-hey-hey-zee. 

I guess modern women are there now. {2 Tim. 3:6}  Go figure. 

If Half posited ENM to me I’d just set Half legally free and be done with it. Will? Are ya listening, buddy? No self-respecting spouse would allow an “entanglement” … just sayin’.

Even funnilier is that most of these … females … will rut raw then claim not to believe in abortion, as if a child wants to call a whore “Mom.”  No choice for that kid too bad so sad.  {1 Corin. 6:13}

Suicide is higher among the offspring of the baby mama.  Just saying.  Retroactive self-induced abortion? 

Altho’ I DID hear a bit of hope on the radio … after a date of dinner and bowling a guy ghosted a woman and she wanted to know why … apparently, she had an OnlyFans page (‘notha sign uddah pocky-clipse?) and he was grossed out.  Good for him. 

Parting shot:       (her) I do a little bit of everything.
                             (him) More like a little bit of everyone.
                             (her) [Eff] you, Guy, OK?  [Eff] you.
                             (him) No.  That’s why I don’t want to date you.  No thank you.
                             (her) Your loss, Guy, I have many options.
                             (him) Yeh I know.  I know.

Beautiful. 

Body, Bank & Brand … the only three concerns of men under thirty.  Master those three, the broads will … come.  HAH!