Hard Monkey Balls

Whelp, just heard back re one of my monkeys, the one currently headlining the circus.

It’ll take less in debt satisfaction, but way more than I originally thought.

Well pooh on that. 

Not really but yes really … was hoping for a better … negotiation. 

Dunno why; it isn’t as if I could argue that monkey in court … after all, this monkey is mine.

But!  Likely will have a significant chunk of time to feed this monkey the bananas it demands.  More to come …

And now back to our regularly scheduled performance —

Type of DebtTotalDebtMinMonthPay
Wow, really?$65,000$750
Hold my beer$53,025$375
Years of monkey play$16,000$1,400
New monkey / fresh scent$13,505$325
Monkey fun$9,000$150
Meet:  Clyde$156,530.00$3,000.00

Ehhh … better than it was, not as good as it’s gonna be … moving onwards and upwards and out of debt!