Along Came a Spider

Once I ate/drank a spider. Aside from being entirely horrifying it actually wasn’t all that bad. Crunchy. Anyways, there’s some news going around about the Celtics head coach banging the wife of a Celtics exec.  Not.  A smart move.  Unlicensed whoobanging with (one of) the boss’s wife?  And you thought maybe you wouldn’t get fired? …

Sibling … Rivalry?

I am one of many.  There’s an Elder, an Heir, an Afterthought, and a Partial.  Elder, of course, is awesome, as an eldest should be.  Mini-adult, little Grown, from early on.  Heir is … well, Heir.  Entitled, selfish, as expected.  Afterthought should not exist, as Partial, but both do, for whatever reason.  Afterthought is one …

Ding Dong

Half always thought she was a vampire.  And I saw that Matrix glitch that made her eye look black.  Not the surrounding tissue, but the actual eyeball.  With a red gleam in the middle.  David Icke (“ike” to Other Person You) said she was one of those reptilian extraterrestrials from the lower fourth dimension that …