The Fair Issac Corporation has helpfully offered to accumulate everyone’s personal spending data and then rate you on how you debt (i.e., “creditworthiness” … are you worthy? I thought not). Based on my in-depth research of FICO scores, and the analytical synergies of the dynamic interface, I discovered that this, too, is some nonsense. I …
Day: February 26, 2021
Is That Me? AKA: Don’t Smell That
sometimes life can be such an interruption OK back to regular programming- Yes, the funk of the debt monkey is pungent, and my personal Gorilla of Foolishness definitely has a … tang. Still, I don’t really mind the smell and, at this stage, don’t even flinch. However … nevertheless … despite … due to … …
The Social Contract is a Hit
You’re dating yourself … but remember (no) back in the 90’s when Newt Gringrich (yes if you are young that is a name) and the Republicans crafted that “Contract with America,” and how almost immediately the joke (a primitive meeemmm) became “Contract on America,” and funnily enough, that’s just about what it turned out to …
The Credit Circus – Act 1
{Prov. 22:7} I distinctly remember the first time I fed my debt monkey. I already had one — see: student loans – but it was small and cute and furry and could eat very little over a very long time. But … I wanted my debt monkey to grow. And grow. And grow. Now, I …