Tense Past

OK so this right here is a conscious, decisive effort to be apolitical, asocial, aracial (is that a thing? yes? no?  No matter), agendered … all of that.  Easier to hate everything and everyone equally.  Keeps it simple. But must say … the ancestral progenitors of the ICS are flexing mad raucous these days. OK, …

Giggly Bits

Enough of the doom gloom … Dilly-dilly!  Off with his head!  Dilly, dilly. “My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.” “I didn’t ask for the anal probe.”  “Ididn’t askfor the anal probe.”  “I didn’t askfor the anal probe.” 1.           Every time a deck of cards is shuffled it results in …

Rites of Passage

theKid is an onlyborn.  Other relatives in the age range/peer group, but only has Half and other half as live and direct, in-house fam.  Other wrinkle (heh)?  Half and other half are a full two generations older than theKid, so highly likely, probable, and darn-near gah-ron-teed that theKid will have to bury one if not …

Siffredi Gutterslag

Absolutely should not, under any circumstances, have this information … but there’s a horseman who directs, produces, and performs in … well … “lubricated entertainment,” a bit of a legend for the massive amounts of disrespect he manifests against, inflicts upon, and demonstrates towards the various orifices of the female form, even makes some of …