A Celebration of the 7 Deadly

I wonder if that is a coincidence.

Actually … I don’t, not really, since I don’t believe in coincidence, luck, or perchance.

All is GOD’s will, so there.

But I noticed that now June is Pride month, a month where the … world?  The States?  Everybody?  Is supposed to get together and throw a party for aberrant sexual behavior.

Awesome.  So no real coincidence that pride is Lucifer’s sin, why he got thrown out of heaven along with a third of the angels.

Supposedly a wicked musician too (see what I did there?  No?  Prolly shouldn’t) but since pride got a month let’s have one celebrating the other deadly sins, too.

August would have to Sloth month, lazy days of summer.  And just too hot to do too much, at least in my part of the world.  Scotland is apparently lovely, maybe buy some land, get a title.  Lord Fiddlebottom.

Lust parties for all of February.  Mix it in with the Valentine’s Day cards.  Target could do another collab with the satanist, sure he’s got plenty of ideas. 

April is Greed month (here ya go, Uncle Sam), little pictures of Gordon Gekko on everything as mascot, and to celebrate/recognize no one donates anything to charity or the church or helps the homeless, the widow, or the orphan for the whole 30 days, just to keep it really real.

Envy.  Hmm, the green monster.  When are most jealous?  Oh.  March.  Pot o’ gold and all that.  The leprechaun (and who decided that word was supposed to be spelled like that?  Etymology my left butt cheek) of course is the month’s mascot.

Fun fact re a fiction:  all leprechauns are short, grumpy, ginger males with chin-strap beards. 
The original incel.

Wrath.  Gotta be October.  Visions of hell abound.  Maybe Christians (not Ishtains, but true embracers/followers of faith in CHRIST) could take back that month, and remind the faithless that altho’ you may not believe in GOD HE believes in you.  You made it through the womb into the world, so … there is that.  And judgment is coming.  {Proverbs 29:26}

December gotta be for Gluttony … gimme gimme gimme, more more more.  Nothing much would change except the expectation would be higher and higher amounts of debt to get everyone everything and make sure to get yourself something too.  Overspend / Overextend the celebratory motto, with a little debt monkey with a jingle hat clutching wads of mini monies in its paws as mascot …

Could start a whole new consumerism trend. 

Why stop with pride?