Well this is interesting.
Mad congrats to the 47th prez of the US. Let the Anger Games begin.
America chose – overwhelmingly – the convicted Orange Menace vowing retribution and revenge over the Half-Not with her promises of hope, love, and ganja for everyone.
AND and turned the whole of Congress red … sounds about right / it’s going to be bloody.
AND and don’t forget the Supremes are bent (geddit? no? OK/crickets) decidedly conservative … those other three should start singing doo-wop on a street corner, for all the good their opinions are/do. Really. Seriously.
Wooda thunk?
Welp, welcome to Project 2025. And ladies, prepare your white bonnets and red robes, ‘cuz it’s coming.
Methinks there are several appropriate responses the losing side can offer the results of Election 2024.
Number 1? The Dimocrats should abstain from every vote. Show up, and don’t bother. Let ‘em have it. All of it. Repeal the Voting Rights Act, the Civil Rights Act, impose a national abortion ban, turn the clock back yep to 1938 … let the Rethuglicans have the whole shebang. Let the mess be theirs.
Meanwhile, ladies of childbearing age? Time to strike. No sex, at least none in the marital sense.
Only BJs and buttzecks for the next five years. Put those wombs on the picket line, and let the nation’s birth rate tumble into freefall.
And the Ice Cream Social? Prepare to be ignored, even more than usual. That thar hiss’try ain’t ‘Murrican hiss’try, so no need to talk ‘bout that. Long time ago, t’aint nobody alive did that is that, so move on moving on. At least Khan’sKids and the Natives have established their own already, should be jes’fine.
Love how the Nobamas, the JayBayZ, and Tay-Tay came out in support and received a collective “sit down and be quiet … nobody cares but you.” Childless cat lady, indeed.
Welp, this too shall be interesting.
Fitting tho’, that the felonious punk would rule Babylon as Armageddon begins. {Revelation 14:8}
What’s the Chinese curse? “May you live in interesting times.”
Heard Prez Xi is ready to invade Taiwan, and providing arms to the Gremlin in the Kremlin for the war in Ukraine. Ahh, times.
America’s debt to democracy just filed Chapter 7. Good times for all.
But not really.
Welp, GOD said it was going to be bad.
Looks like the world ends not with a bang, but at the ballot box.
Fitting. Socrates did so hate democracy.
Mayhap he had a point.