DEBT MONKAAAYYYYYY!!!
It’s actually better, smaller, quicker.
Had to step away for a bit because LIFE-ing can be all-consuming but the day-to-day doings continue.
Actually had planned to post in August (men plan / GOD laughs and laughs and laughs) so here we/I/us am/are/to be … Hello, glad/it’s good to be back.
Guess we’ll getting started with the whole point of this exercise, which is to get out of debt. Aaaannnddd … ta-dah!
| Type of Debt | TotalDebt | MinMonthPay |
| Educated Monkey | $55,450 | $375 |
| Drunk Monkey | $64,000 | $750 |
| Monkey mania | $28,800 | $1200 |
| Monkey on a pony | $23,000 | $650 |
| Monkey Wat | $16,100 | $285 |
| Monkey fun #1 | $9,400 | $200 |
| Monkey fun #2 | $5,000 | $100 |
| King Kong, getting blasted | $201,750.00 | $3560.00 |
Better than it was, not as good as it could be, gonna get even greater, so there. Again, the MinMonthPay is not actually the MinMonthlyPay but more of a goal … an ideal … as aspiration, if you will. Or if I/we will, rather. Moving on
Also, managed to get these numbers down by … [drumroll, please] … following God’s … instruction / suggestion / advice / [reminder] – Don’t. Spend.
Which is actually much easier when actually put into practice as opposed to merely … contemplating. One is surprised by how much one does not actually need.
The other thing is by making the marriage more akin to co-parenting roommates with occasional sexytimes we keep the relationship on surety grounds … Half handles homelessness avoidance, and other half handles the rest. {Prov. 21:9}
Works for thee.