Ben Shapiro (smart but not) recommended recently that Derek Chauvin, oh he of the knee on neck of George Floyd and impetus of 2020’s global racial reckoning, receive a pardon from the Orange Menace for his federal crimes. Of course he would simply be transferred back to state prison, but the federal charges would go …
High Clowns & Maximum Chaos
Rumor has it that the oilymuskyfunk once quipped that the modus operandi of the techbros is“Move Fast and Break Sh!t” … which coincidentally appears to be the approach to doge-ing the Gub’mint. Deport (for all intent and purposes) the entire labor class, gut the federal workforce, install feal moron-cronies into office (was he actually drunk …
Gauntlet: Thrown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not a fan of rap music but Kendrick Lamar is seriously that guy. Did not know he got a Pulitzer for music. Well, go’haid. Also did not watch the Bowl of Supers … heard a rumor that Tom Baby would be broadcasting in attendance which was enough to go tune into frolicking puppies ANYHOO finally …
And We’ve Only Just Begun
Whew. So … that was January 2025. OK so a guy drove his truck onto Bourbon Street at a high rate of speed, killing 14 before the cops killed him. Another guy blew up a DumpTruck in front of one of the Orange Menace’s hotels in Vegas, killing himself and no one else. Los Angeles …
Where’s Mario?
Guess Luigi had the absolute right idea. Turns out … UnHealth overcharged.rippedoff.stole billyons and billyons in drug costs from US healthcare consumers. Nice. And yet mainstream media heads keep wondering whyohwhy someone would do suchathing. ‘Nother interesting little factoid … seems the Gub’mint is “monitoring” the posts/sites of those expressing support for the Adjuster. “Hi!!” …
Fourth Reich Risen
Welp, turns out, they are who we thought they were. And it only took about 80 years to return to power. Didja see that? Adolph must be proud, simmering in his juices. “Roman salute” the left side of my inner butt cheek. Guy’s a fascist. Not surprising, tho’. Descends from a family of racist, racialized, race-based …
City of … Angels?
Oops. The Golden Globes was held on Sunday, January 5, 2025 … a festive, bacchanalian orgy of ego and idol worship. The banally blonde host made a point of the fact that Mario Lopez had received more thanks from the award-winners than GOD. Then the entire city burned down a few days later. 100MPH Santa …
Leon Skum, or the OilyMuskyFunk that Rules/Rues/Ruins America
Earlier this month two men avoided burning to death in their vehicle by breaking out the windows and escaping. The vehicle? Tesla Model 3. News report states that the men noticed smoke, pulled over, but could not get out. Auto-lock feature engaged? Car actively tried to kill them? So many questions. Back in November 2024, four …
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Speedbumps
Wow. Way to start the year with a bang. And a thump. New Year’s in New Orleans. Welcome to 2025. So rumor has it that ISIS (or “ISIS-inspired”?) decided to strike at the heart of debauched celebration …“Show us your … beads.” Although getting oneself merc’d by the cops sans manifesto seems a bit self-defeating. …
So Good to be So Right
2024. Over already. Good. This has been one colostomy-bag filled year. Met a face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey who completely derailed $$$ plans for the year, BUT but put a new roof on the home of the Elder, so the FDOs could have a solid covering. There is that. Had $11K (yes that is thousand) in vehicle …