High Clowns & Maximum Chaos

Rumor has it that the oilymuskyfunk once quipped that the modus operandi of the techbros is
“Move Fast and Break Sh!t” … which coincidentally appears to be the approach to doge-ing the Gub’mint.

Deport (for all intent and purposes) the entire labor class, gut the federal workforce, install feal moron-cronies into office (was he actually drunk during the presser?  That was so not water), bankrupt the entirety of the nation’s goodwill with its allies and watch the whole thing burn.  A blitzkrieg of stupidity. 

Here’s a bit of good news during Purge 2025 oilymuskyfunk and his Muskrats (not mine & love that) somehow managed to fire those responsible for safeguarding ‘Murrica’s nuclear arsenal and mitigating the spread avian flu … and are actively trying to hire them back.

Oops. 

Because I am petty and small-minded and blessed with a bitter heart I would decline, let the Muskrats figure it all out since they are so veryvery smart. 

Let us sup the consequences of destructive ignorance in positions of absolute power. 

Bring on the next pandemic, with just a touch of nuclear incident.  Sweet.

Half has an interesting theory, one that seems ready to bear fruit, if the jungle drums are on beat … despite the 22nd Amendment of that niggling little Constitution, the Orange Menace seeks a third term / or, at a minimum, remaining in power beyond January 20, 2029 / so is poking and prodding at the world to start WW3 … declare martial law (well hello Mr. Yook-Mr. Suk-Mr. Yeol), suspend elections, crush any opposition, foreign and domestic. 

Well, he did declare himself king, and on the official White House website, no less.  Trumpiots keep claiming that he’s just trolling, the “libs are getting owned” for bunching panties, but methinks his followers (acolytes?) are the ones getting trolled. 

He is, who we thought he was. 

Tried overthrowing the government once and faced exactly zero consequences so why not give it another go?  Looks like he (with the aid and abet of the oilymuskyfunk) will be successful this time.

Half has been almost frighteningly correct about all things Orange thus far, and truthfully?  Would not give two warts off a frog’s butt re the future if not for theKid, and thus accordingly (appropriately?) fearful of the country theKid will inherit, if any. 

Passport appointments for all next month.  Just hang in there, America, ‘til the paperwork is done. 
Then please … feel free to continue the uncontrolled descent. 

Rep. Jeffries tried to hang a moniker on the Orange Menace … called him “Captain Chaos.” 
Methinks a better option is “King Klown of Kaos,” or maybe “Grand Wizard of the White House,” apt for his approach, intention, and objective. 

Leader of the free world and his enabling party are the 21st century version of the midnight morons on horseback, rocking bedsheets and duncecaps.  “We don’t burn the cross we light the cross … just a coincidence that we set it on fire.”

Wonder if anyone in power will ever grow the cajones to call – as it t’were – this spade a spade, just acknowledge that the Orange Menace and his oilymuskyfunk … the white South African, or Afrikaaner … are simply racists, engaging in racist behavior.  Prolly not.  Makes the horsemen uncomfortable, and cannot willnot mustnot have that. 

Although the horsemen have altered / revised / “whitewashed,” if one will / the definition of racism, such that the meaning is functionally improbable and practically inapplicable, racism is simply thus: 
                             the weaponization of race, and the use of race to justify atrocity. 

Darren Beattie of the strident horsemen nation (now working under a Cuban “say hello to my little fren’!”) said that “competent white men must be in charge [for] things to work,” although “things” remain nebulous and unspecified, and as soon as he can find some methinks they’ll step right up.  Coz what they got now simply ain’t the business … Proof?  Look at the Executive Cabinet, and honestly say to oneself that those folks represent the most qualified … maybe the most qualified to lick his ooouuuhhh and suck his aaahhh, but with a drunk for the Secretary of Defense, a Bunny Ranch Barbie as AG, and an anti-vaxxing, roadkill-eating, worm-brained skin cancer poster child as head of the HHS, we gots nothing but the Insane Clown Posse at the wheel of a PT Cruiser with a blown headgasket and bad brakes heading straight for the edge of the cliff, the world strapped in rear-facing carseats at the back, with the Gremlin in the Kremlin and Xi providing directions to the GPS.

Solution?  The powerless in Congress (seeing you, Mz. Crockett) to start compiling evidence, get documentation, dates, times, identities of participants/enablers.  For 2026 midterms, ensure the Dimocrats take at least 30 of 33 Senate seats up for grabs and sweep the House.  Impeach, convict, and remove Defcon Orange from office, eliminate his ability to pardon his malfeasers, and get this cadre of tuckfwits out of power. 

Is it too late?  Probably … the death of the American empire is imminent, and occurring in real time. 

However.

The question remains … after the fall of Babylon {Jeremiah 51:49; Revelation 18:2}, will humanity plunge into a technocrat, broligarchical Dark Age or revolt against the corruption of unrestrained wealth, and Eat the Rich with plenty of salt?

Here’s hoping for the latter, anticipating the former, and regretting the existence of both options.

But …

GOD said it over 2,000 years ago, “… he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

Endure.

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