Modern world can always use a little more levity, thus ergo bit of silly to share … must say enjoy the random nonsense, like candy for the brain. Empty of value, but oh-so satisfying. Peruse! 1. Detroit is north of Canada. 2. Dogs understand about 100 words. (whereas cats would never deign to speak the …
Poking the Panther
Ben Shapiro (smart but not) recommended recently that Derek Chauvin, oh he of the knee on neck of George Floyd and impetus of 2020’s global racial reckoning, receive a pardon from the Orange Menace for his federal crimes. Of course he would simply be transferred back to state prison, but the federal charges would go …
That Will Do Not What Wants To Do
“Private” company in China is insisting that employees get married or risk discipline up to and including termination for failure to do so by the determined deadline. Divorce laws in China have been changed so that the person who owned/was gifted the house prior to the marriage gets to keep it, and the other spouse …
Mode: Maximum Disrespect, Unlocked
Upfront: not a lot of sympathy for the Ukrainianisms … they wanted to do it alone, so be alone. Like the name of the currency tho’: “hryvnya” … great 7-letter Scrabble dagger. Anyhoo … After declaring its independence in 1991, the country had a chance to join NATO but declined, choosing to remain “neutral.” Oops. See …
Blackout
Oops. Seems the Ice Cream Social is a bit peeved, feeling a mite peckish, that lot. So today is the Economic Blackout … according to the medium of socials, the Ice Cream Social is imploring the membership to spend no cash, zero dollars on this day, flex a bit of economic might. TIL that the …
Fascinating Nonsense, Part Deux
That last one was a bit heavy … little levity never hurts. Well, maybe a bit but it’s only a … papercut (BWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA stop me) Back to the 2024 calendar of some interesting (maybe, maybe meh) nonsense … enjoy useless facts for today! 1. The majority of the human brain is fat. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA explains …
High Clowns & Maximum Chaos
Rumor has it that the oilymuskyfunk once quipped that the modus operandi of the techbros is“Move Fast and Break Sh!t” … which coincidentally appears to be the approach to doge-ing the Gub’mint. Deport (for all intent and purposes) the entire labor class, gut the federal workforce, install feal moron-cronies into office (was he actually drunk …
Clown Monkeys
This has officially become ridiculous. Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat. This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …
Gauntlet: Thrown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not a fan of rap music but Kendrick Lamar is seriously that guy. Did not know he got a Pulitzer for music. Well, go’haid. Also did not watch the Bowl of Supers … heard a rumor that Tom Baby would be broadcasting in attendance which was enough to go tune into frolicking puppies ANYHOO finally …
Fascinating Nonsense
Bought a 2024 TIL calendar and never actually got a chance to enjoy the random WTFs throughout, thought be nice to share. So here: have some useless facts. Very welcome. 1. Corn will always have an even number of rows on each cob. (How can they know all the corn?) 2. The king of hearts …