My guy Luigi might get the needle.
How much poetic irony can we stand. Seriously.
Murder as an act of terrorism? Really? Gunning down schoolkids with an AK is just Tuesday in ‘Murrica, but lying in wait and shooting a corporate gang leader with bodycount in the thousands is somehow a threat to public safety.
Gotcha. Altho’ the executioner of the killer was cold with it … no rushed movements, no fumbling hands. Calm, calculated. Beautiful, really, … the economy of movement and certainty of purpose, even with clearing the jam.
The hero America needs.
Big Daddy Gub’mint has now stepped in, wants to get the death penalty on the table for killing the corporate killer … he made the rich uncomfortable, despite being born a member of the parasitic class.
Ouroboros, anyone?
Oh and the guv’nuh of NY set up a taxpayer-funded mental health hotline for CEOs to express their fears regarding plebian blowback outrage.
Oh and C-suite health insurance execs strong-armed the DOJ into charging Luigi with a death-eligible indictment because, well, they know they are evil and do not want other heroes to copycat vigilante their way through those thickly carpeted halls, unable to frolic amongst the everyman fodder they so heartily deny, destroy, dispose.
Heh.
This is getting gooder.
Methinks the threat of death is to be used as a lever, get him to plead to life in prison … shut him up, shut him down.
Methinks the last thing Gub’mint wants is a jury trial for my guy Luigi. Dunno if there are 12 members of his peers that would convict, particularly given the current climate of three shots couldn’t’ve happened to a more deserving CEO.
One of the best comments re this special American saga is from @gachelraede, a 25-year-old who perfectly encapsulated the modern age’s apathy towards the shooting of a corporate robber baron by a disgruntled rich kid with back pain using a 3D generated ghost gun and suppressor.
School kids now have active shooter drills, but everybody is supposed to care about the death of this guy … umm, no. The school shooter generation will see your rank hypocrisy and raise you abject indifference.
Gotta love it. Or not.
The debt owed to the next generation is paid in blood and apathy. Death is boring, and no one cares. Gun violence – not cancer, not accidents – is the leading killer of kids between the ages of 1 and 17.
Now, not sure if NYS is classifying the corporation as a governmental unit, or if double-comma execs qualify as “the civilian population.” Certainly not entirely human, more so just wealthy poop bots.
{Luke 6:24}
Oh and the spawner of that OilyMuskyFunk Leon Skum (not mine and Ilikeit) went on television to tell the struggling masses to just have kids as the sole form of entertainment, because the horsemen gotta ride, and there are fewer playing giddyap.
No wonder.
Goodr and goodr … who’s next?