Seems this election cycle has sent the nation into a bit of a tailspin. More than a few folks been uninvited from the family holiday feast … out in the cold, as it t’were. One young woman had her mother and sisters unfollow her life on FaceGram or InstaTok or whatever, when she voted for …
Deep, Deep Dive; or, Two Moons Underground
Anybody else remember Herve Villachaize as Tattoo? “Da plane, Boss! Da plane!” That was a stupidly fun show. Couldn’t air in this age of outraged wokeness … someone would have gotten pissy that a little person wasn’t cast as Mr. Rourke, kind of like Snow White’s DEI seven dwarves (they didn’t look like that) … …
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CuckFuzzled, or So Many Orange Tears #FAFO
Looks like the fun has begun. Wait, so a guy accused of using his micro-wee to violate a minor is nommed for USAG? Really? Bizarro world, commence. Anti-vaxxer with a worm-eaten brain is head of the nation’s health security? Wait … what? Skunk-headed conspiracy theorist is slated to oversee the intelligence community? This is getting good. …
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DoomSooth
Mayhaps (or mayhaps not) mentioned ‘round these parts that Half predicted the burning phoenix sequel to the Orange Menace. See, Half works with/is exposed to the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing standard bearer of the typical Trump voter, and Half said (when the Half-Not was announced following the pending demise of the CryptKeeper) “No way.” As in, “no …
Does the Devil Get Paid OT?
OK so this month has been a rough one, and not even two weeks in. Last two not exactly easy either (see: $11K [yes that is “eleven thousand”] in car repairs) but what did Mr. X say? Chickens, meet roost. Future money used for past debts. Heavens. Set up monthly auto transfers so the transfers …
In the Paint
Don’t read many of the classics … should, but shoulda/coulda/woulda, didn’t/won’t/can’t … all know that drill. Anyhoo, dunno why but decided to crack open Oscar Wilde’s magnum opus / opus arrogantia and see what there was to see. The homoeroticism is so very slaaaay qeeen, not very subtle was Mr. Wilde. But those who know him …
OK So Now What
Well this is interesting. Mad congrats to the 47th prez of the US. Let the Anger Games begin. America chose – overwhelmingly – the convicted Orange Menace vowing retribution and revenge over the Half-Not with her promises of hope, love, and ganja for everyone. AND and turned the whole of Congress red … sounds about …
Let’s Get Ready to Grumble
Called a lawyer to see about inflicting some financial injury on the face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey. Gah, doan wanna, but hey … don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing. Good news – bit of a packrat, so kept all communications, contracts, etc. And megeddit … times are tough for everyone. However. Why make it tougher on a …
Broke v. Poor
One is a condition. The other? A mindset. Mentioned mightily amongst these parts re the scammery committed against the Elder’s home, a certain face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey (accompanied by a twitchy band of roving merry tweakers) that attacked, left a mess. Bananas everywhere. Still dealing with the fallout from that … saw online that it takes …
The Final Countdown?
Whelp, appears WWIII has begun, in the place it was prophesied, between the people it was ordained. And I feel fine. Tho’ there is much hand-wringing and pearl-clutching. Hassan Nasrallah was one of the heads of the snake, and Israel lopped it off. But then again, the beast that is fundamentalism in Middle Eastern politics …