Seems this election cycle has sent the nation into a bit of a tailspin. More than a few folks been uninvited from the family holiday feast … out in the cold, as it t’were. One young woman had her mother and sisters unfollow her life on FaceGram or InstaTok or whatever, when she voted for …
Deep, Deep Dive; or, Two Moons Underground
Anybody else remember Herve Villachaize as Tattoo? “Da plane, Boss! Da plane!” That was a stupidly fun show. Couldn’t air in this age of outraged wokeness … someone would have gotten pissy that a little person wasn’t cast as Mr. Rourke, kind of like Snow White’s DEI seven dwarves (they didn’t look like that) … …
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CuckFuzzled, or So Many Orange Tears #FAFO
Looks like the fun has begun. Wait, so a guy accused of using his micro-wee to violate a minor is nommed for USAG? Really? Bizarro world, commence. Anti-vaxxer with a worm-eaten brain is head of the nation’s health security? Wait … what? Skunk-headed conspiracy theorist is slated to oversee the intelligence community? This is getting good. …
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DoomSooth
Mayhaps (or mayhaps not) mentioned ‘round these parts that Half predicted the burning phoenix sequel to the Orange Menace. See, Half works with/is exposed to the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing standard bearer of the typical Trump voter, and Half said (when the Half-Not was announced following the pending demise of the CryptKeeper) “No way.” As in, “no …
Does the Devil Get Paid OT?
OK so this month has been a rough one, and not even two weeks in. Last two not exactly easy either (see: $11K [yes that is “eleven thousand”] in car repairs) but what did Mr. X say? Chickens, meet roost. Future money used for past debts. Heavens. Set up monthly auto transfers so the transfers …
In the Paint
Don’t read many of the classics … should, but shoulda/coulda/woulda, didn’t/won’t/can’t … all know that drill. Anyhoo, dunno why but decided to crack open Oscar Wilde’s magnum opus / opus arrogantia and see what there was to see. The homoeroticism is so very slaaaay qeeen, not very subtle was Mr. Wilde. But those who know him …
OK So Now What
Well this is interesting. Mad congrats to the 47th prez of the US. Let the Anger Games begin. America chose – overwhelmingly – the convicted Orange Menace vowing retribution and revenge over the Half-Not with her promises of hope, love, and ganja for everyone. AND and turned the whole of Congress red … sounds about …
Let’s Get Ready to Grumble
Called a lawyer to see about inflicting some financial injury on the face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey. Gah, doan wanna, but hey … don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing. Good news – bit of a packrat, so kept all communications, contracts, etc. And megeddit … times are tough for everyone. However. Why make it tougher on a …
The More Things Change the More They Don’t
Lon and Gretta married older … he was 42, she just 39. Before the wedding, both owned their own homes and enjoyed fairly comfortable, relatively debt-free lifestyles. With a $60K annual income, Gretta earned a bit more than Lon. After the nuptials, they combined incomes and sold their homes to buy a bigger, more expensive …
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Punji Sticks
During the Vietnam War, one highly effective guerilla tactic used against US troops was to dig a hole, bury some sharpened bamboo at the bottom, smeared the tips with feces then camouflage the pit so Joe Bonham would fall in and be impaled. Soldiers that didn’t bleed out would die later of infection. Debt is …