Giggly Bits

Enough of the doom gloom … Dilly-dilly!  Off with his head!  Dilly, dilly. “My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.” “I didn’t ask for the anal probe.”  “Ididn’t askfor the anal probe.”  “I didn’t askfor the anal probe.” 1.           Every time a deck of cards is shuffled it results in …

Rites of Passage

theKid is an onlyborn.  Other relatives in the age range/peer group, but only has Half and other half as live and direct, in-house fam.  Other wrinkle (heh)?  Half and other half are a full two generations older than theKid, so highly likely, probable, and darn-near gah-ron-teed that theKid will have to bury one if not …

Siffredi Gutterslag

Absolutely should not, under any circumstances, have this information … but there’s a horseman who directs, produces, and performs in … well … “lubricated entertainment,” a bit of a legend for the massive amounts of disrespect he manifests against, inflicts upon, and demonstrates towards the various orifices of the female form, even makes some of …

Play to Play

theKid had a tournament/game/meet of sorts … did pretty well, first in some, second in others, medals/trophies/awards all around. Half tends to focus on the win, whereas (non-competitive) other half is like, Isn’t playing the point? But suppose that is why Half has more success, and other half is just riding those coattails. Begs the …

Dragon (B)Eats Eagle

Personally, even if such funds were available, could not countenance spending nearly $40K on a … purse.  Not even a satchel. And what’s even funnier is that about 96 percent of that $40K purchase price is simply for the label. China plays chess as GrandMaster, while the Orange Menace keeps losing at Tic-Tac-Toe.  Ha!  This …

Toothsome

Generally tend towards not seeing movies on the big screen because people. Too many of ‘em, clustered in the dark, in too small a space. However. Seen/heard a lot of chatter re one particular film, asked Half and theKid if they wanted to see. Made it a family thing. And my goodness … was it good. …

Baby Burst

Apparently (heh, didjacatchthat?no?nevermind) the Rethuglicans are seriously worried re the lack of babies being born (among the horsewomen,a’cours). In the land of Dobbs, the SAVE Act, dismantling the Dept of Education (‘cept for collecting on default student loan debt), and efforts to end no-fault divorce … Don’t ever wonder. Here’s a suggestion … try universal …